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violentoffender

yeah.

one dolar…

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

doctress

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s.

Old Macd*nald had a farm.

*eieio

zagreus

i’m going to shatter you like glass

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

mychemicalraymance

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

blessthosewhocurseyou

Yes

xiiiwayfinders

ithelpstodream

myrosecolouredgirl

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

muffinlance

IMPORTANT TAGS #ask them to slide the warrant under the door. do not open the door

c4bl3fl4m3

ETIQUETAS IMPORTANTES #pregúntales que deslicen la orden por debajo de la puerta. No abran la puerta.

chilewithcarnage

bigasspants

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

bigasspants

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

bugshroom

dogpuppy

t00thpasteface

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

7-oh-ta1

"Remember when we first met at Kvatch? I told you that I didn't want any part of the gods' plan. I still don't know if there is a divine plan. But I've come to realize that it doesn't matter. What matters is that we act. That we do what's right when confronted with evil. That's what you did at Kvatch. It wasn't the gods that saved us.

It was you.

Were you acting for the gods? I don't know.

But now it's my turn to act."

Remember when the shit radicalized us at age 10

jasmineiros

shitswiftiessay

also, its sister tweet:

dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251

How could you forget:

galacticism

slushi-chan

Had to add this gem

therobotmonster

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

higgsfigs

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter