Thunderbolts game night: GO FISH. ݁₊ ✶. ݁ ˖ˎˊ˗
pairings: platonic!thunderbolts*
tags: PUREE fluff, family dynamicss
a/n: requested by @roryluvserinlindsay !!! thank you smm for the request i love themm, this is also super latee but blame it on college 💔
⤷UNO ⤷MONOPOLY ⤷PICTIONARY
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After another crash out, Alexei suggests a good old-fashioned card game...
the thunderbolts playing Go Fish. the tension is unreal.
ᯓ★» Yelena takes everything VERY seriously, its life or death. WILL integrate you if necessary.
Yelena: "bucky... any queens"
Yelena, immediately pulling a queen from the pile: "liar, grandpa liar"
Bucky: "that's literally the game"
She spends the next three rounds glaring at him.
ᯓ★» John might have been basically born in the military, but little goody two-shoes spent his time actually training. Keeps forgetting the rules but tries to act tough.
John: "do you have any... kings??"
Bucky, almost immediately: "no"
Everyone, looking at him: "...."
They proceed to bully him until hes practically fuming with smoke coming out of his ears.
ᯓ★» Ava is a natural, she keeps collecting sets without saying anything, BUT they start getting annoyed and team up.
Ava, first round: "do you have any aces"
Everyone, in unison: "no"
Ava, second round: "do you have any... aces"
Everyone, in unison again: "no"
Ava, third round: "... do you have any aces"
Everyone, in unison again again: "no"
ᯓ★» Bob is great at card games... but he swears that vault made him lose ALL his memories with how bad he plays, no one believes him when he says he used to be a pro.
Bob, who forgot his own hand halfway through: "wait... did i have sevens? or... did i imagine them?
"bob, they're literally in your hand"
ᯓ★» Alexei is practically yawping "go FISH" every time someone doesn't have his card, he says it with a snorted laugh but it sounds more like a war declaration.
He slams the table so hard they swear a leg is about to give up.
Yelena, exhausted: "papa, its a card game"
Alexei, standing up: "NOT IN MOTHER RUSSIA!"
everyone refuses to sit next to him.
ᯓ★» Bucky is winning easily, he probably played this game a thousand times in the military. But he gives a yawn and a sigh every once in a while, that makes everyone's blood boil as he completes yet another set.
Bucky: "do you have any queens"
Yelena, who has now pointing very aggressively at him: "YOU WITCH!"
he stays absolutely still as they start chanting "BURN THE WITCH"
he probably wishes he was a witch so he could just disappear.. hmm I wonder how wanda is doing—
Bucky won, obviously. But no one recognizes it because they all voted to get rid of him. Yelena claims she 'morally won' because she exposed Bucky. Alexei is still yelling "go FISH" at random intervals. Bob lost half his cards which were all in his hand somehow. John is pretending to be cocky and annoying as he looks up 'how to play go fish'. And Ava disappeared halfway through the game.
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Ava, who isn't even bothering to hide her annoyance: "john, do you have sixes"
John, smirking like an idiot: "i might, but why should i tell you?"
"because thats literally the game, idiot"
John hands over the sixes with a grumble
Ava, annoyed as ever: "Captain America can't even follow rules"
"is that why you decapitated that guy-"
moral of the story, NEVER listen to Alexei
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