[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[pitbolshevik]

cant believe baby yoda's name is glup shitto

[thyrell]

please god let this post get popular enough for it to show up in automatic google search answers like the ps5 having 69 terashits per megafart

[eclipsedd]

[wumblr]

[pangur-and-grim]

[spartanlocke]

[dapper-comedy]

*does a gay little confession that sends me to super hell and pisses you off*

[barbie2023]

you’re laughing. i said putin resigned because destiel is canon and you’re laughing

[shrimpathyforthedevil]

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

[waspgrave]

[waspgrave]

[carnationcomplex]

[houseofwax2005-deactivated20220]

here’s how johnlock can still win

[firstgrave]

they fr made cas gay just to bury him?? Dksjshshsh that is the. funniest possible fuckin ending they ever could’ve had

[firstgrave]

the writers after deciding he should permadie

[eclipsedd]

[barbie2023]

every time a 2012 tumblr ship is made canon a dictator loses their wings <3

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.

2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation

[phantomrose96]

My brain’s been an overstuffed mailbox for 3 days and y’all are really trying to jam “Putin resigned because he sensed his Omega Trump was in distress and as a pair-bonded Alpha he had to go to him” against the slot now huh, huh?

[phantomrose96]

ALSO WHAT THE F̴̢̡̤̹͈͍̜̱͖̂̅̊̐͌́̔͂̈̂͋̊̆̓̚̚͜͝ͅŪ̷̧̢̠̩̺̝̟̜̱͇̹͓̬̝̪̤̇̒̿́͛̈́̔͌͊͛͆̕͝ͅC̷͔̟̰̃̂̈̆́̊̐̎̈́́̄̿̕K̴̢̨̼̩͇̺͚͓͙͍̹͇̱̺̼̒̓̈́͊̈́͝͝ ̴̡̻̞̬̰͕̭̦͚͓̓̀̂͐͗̓͋͐̕͠͝ DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DESTIEL?

[phantomrose96]

Today does not get to keep upper-cutting me like this. I know who Dabi is but not the President. A whole entire Todoroki and a no entire President. Yes Todoroki No Voter-oki 

[phantomrose96]

My psychic integrity was already weakened by the inhuman toll of thinking about Georgia for 72 hours. That’s longer than any human should ever have to spend thinking about Georgia. You can’t then stick this garbage shoot of information into my brain and expect me to come out okay

[phantomrose96]

NO I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE TWITTER ARTIST WHO’S BEEN CALLED OUT FOR ROLE PLAYING AS TED BUNDY

[grendelsmilf]

oh to be a music historian in the year 2520 searching for the four lost mambos