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disterbia

hp-up

segamascott

stringcage

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

#i’m gonna have to be on the road with my parents for most of next week 🫠#last time i did this was when i bleached my hair and opened my relationship and almost got a taint piercing #so not looking forward to this

lliveonthesunn

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

cpagliahater

OP disabled reblogs but idgaf this is too much of a truth nuke

akashicrecord

new Quaker Oats mascot is the Oatmeal Bimbo and she/their catchphrase is "ohhhh my fucking goddd these oats are HULLED"

chainsawpunk

#me

subcultureblues

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

subcultureblues