Gunmetal Knife Party

You’re still here? 25

[catchymemes]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[animentality]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[van1llaskys]

[beardedmrbean]

[ozempicofficial]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[tall]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[blackwoolncrown]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”