Double A Battery Acid

I is confusion | they/them | autistic and mentally ill | TOH | IWTV | GayShit Impact | JJBA |

[su-rodriguez]

idk, i cant sleep

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[silly-jellyghoty]

If i was one of the astronauts, my reaction to being woken up by this would be as follows:

Jerking up awake

Swearing incoherently

Swearing more coherently

"God this is the worst thing ever, calling this music is an insult to the humanity."

Staring into middle distance, kneading my eyes, groaning, because it feels like there's no end to this bullship.

Just yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" on top of my lungs for solid 30 seconds

Making a joke about taking a short breather on the other side of the airlock

Briefly turning religious once it stops, thanking God for the mercy

Reveling in the silence with my forehead against the hull

Giggling in disbelief, muttering stuff like "Fucking mission control, i'm gonna kill every single one of them after the splashdown" and similar

Get going with the day

[duhaeriss]

i guess this is why she doesn't want to sit next to pantalone and dottore

[c4tifangs]

once more, i have lost found my heart.

[jewfish]

⌛☂️

[goblinfables]

:O

[goodfriendo]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

This is what it feels like to talk to neurotypical people

[laikastarz]

I had a wondeful vision after seeing the teams

[murpha]

the light

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[oh-cosmia]

They made me play yaoi chess in my open world game bruh

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[crawly]

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

[crawly]

[crawly]

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

[millenniumitem]

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

[super-metroid]

this is some shit out of a final destination movie

[captain-penguin]

I knew about the death ray, but the draft is new to me

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

@whenwinterfell i support him in his evil quest to build his giant magnifying glass in order to fry brits and americans like they’re ants

[macbethwitches]

his name is rafael viñoly and here are some extremely funny things he said about it. regrets? none.

“phenomenal” indeed

what!!!!

(source)

[sunbun21]

do u think Miku has pronouns to go with that blue ass hair

[ghostinthebathroom]

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

[squidoverlord]

my absolute favourite thing about haikaveh's dynamic is how unabashedly fast alhaitham changes his attitude around kaveh. as soon as kaveh is involved he's pushing buttons, starting harmless arguments just to rile him up, generally just acting a bit more childish and lighthearted than with everyone else

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana