captain-penguin

[nakedfullmonty]

this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

[jeffgoldboob]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

-core as a suffix serves the exact same function as -esque and yet they throw tomatoes at me when i say something is kafkacore

[astergenius]

kafkastuck

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

(the tomatoes stop midair and change direction) (they are now hurtling towards YOU)

[whetstonefires]

#THESE ARE ALL SUBTLY DIFFERENT (via @brawltogethernow)

yeah it’s like—-

-esque means homaging or resembling the style of, or reminiscent of even if unintentionally; you can apply the -esque suffix without making any overt assertions about creative intent or your own interpretive lens

-core is about pursuing motif as theme; it’s designating the [thing] attached to the suffix as a core (lol) unifying conceptual or stylistic element, rather than a mere attribute. it implies lifestyle choices, maybe an attached subculture–to be thing-core an item must either be produced as part of or usable within a pursuit of the theme

-stuck is weirder because it derives from a subculture to begin with, but generally it’s more like [other thing] ‘in the mode of’ [thing]. thingstuck implies the application of a template to another template to create the fusion child thereof; appropriately has its roots in fanfic aus

[roach-works]

holy shit that is all exactly right! i’d like to further suggest:

-punk indicates an ideological counterculture rebellion against current cultural norms in the direction of [thing], such as steampunk and solarpunk. kafkapunk would be something like defiantly embracing the option of turning into a hideous giant bug in lieu of participating in late stage capitalism. which, frankly, is a big mood.

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

[anniedraws-deactivated20161204]

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

[funnytwittertweets]

[makkaromy]

Das klingt so intensiv

[official-german-translationen]

[weirdness-is-good]

[funnytwittertweets]

[exigencelost]

I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

[exigencelost]

Literally every lyric has so much more Energies if it’s sung to a child I’m gonna die on this hill. “Hey there, Delilah /Don’t you worry about the distance /I’m right there if you get lonely /Give this song another listen” and “Hey there, Delilah/ I know times are gettin’ hard /But just believe me, girl / Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar / We’ll have it good /We’ll have the life we knew we would / My word is good” like? He’s trying to get his daughter back? Idk if she’s with the other parent or in foster care or what but it’s So Much I have a lot of feelings about this. The repeated promises, “I’d walk to you if I had no other way” and “I’m right there when you get lonely” when, like, obviously, he’s not, and he’s just sort of desperately hoping that she still understands that he loves her, and that she doesn’t feel abandoned. And then, “Delilah, I can promise you /That by the time that we get through / The world will never ever be the same /And you’re to blame” that’s so fucking sweet? That’s such a sweet thing to say to your daughter. Romance is over. Noncustodial parental love songs are where it’s at. 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is what “death of the author” means. We know that’s not what the song was written about, but what if it was? What if we explored the lyrics as though the speaker was a heartbroken father missing his daughter? It changes EVERYTHING. And it’s so good.

Anyway, OP you are wonderful and I love you.

[roaringstream]

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

[scruggzi]

Hotelius Californium…

[paxamericana]

Signal Tries to Run the Most Honest Facebook Ad Campaign Ever, Immediately Gets Banned

A series of Instagram ads run by Signal got the messaging app booted from the former’s ad platform, according to a blog post Signal published on Tuesday. The ads were meant to show users the bevy of data that Instagram and its parent company Facebook collects on users.

[philippesaner]

That’s actually a brilliant idea, even from a strict effectiveness standpoint.

Pity they got shut down.

[bidaubadeadieu]

Some examples:

[enraged-amoebas]

Just goes to show how much data facebook/insta collect about you that gets sent to advertisers. Also facebook responded by effectively saying ‘yes we collect the data but we dont allow advertisers to say that they’re using this data’ after trying to accuse Signal of pulling a ‘PR stunt’. Facebook is so scummy.

[afraid-of-the-dark]

A comic I quickly scribbled

[dickdjames]

If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

[valtsv]

i was dipped in a barrel of toxic slutch when i was born

[valtsv]

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[antifainternational]

[midiport]

GUYS HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT I FOUND IT AT A THRIFT STORE SOMEOEN WROTE THEIR NAME ON IT BUT IT COMES RIGHT OFF WITH ALCOHOL ITS JAPANESE EDITION DO YOU HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COSTS

[midiport]

THATS HIS???????

[45210khz67300khz410909khz-deact]

[midiport]

IM KILLING MYSELF