Ediblemurderer

[dogpuppy]

[unhingedfem]

Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness

[hyperactivewhore]

Something I always find ooc in Klaus fanfics is when he doesn't want to turn the oc into a vampire, especially if they're already in a romantic relationship. I just can't see Klaus, CEO of holding on too tight to the people he loves and known for making terrible decisions for these people, refusing to turn the person he loves because of whatever reason the plot gives.

[wistfulyears]

guys... acronyms and abbreviations, i love them too! brb! g2g! omg! absolutely sick--you've gotta stop babytalking on my TL, i beg. talking abt sum: 'haf 2 g 2 wrk tdy', mk mi so sd. mayb i cn cll out sck! lso i lve icecrm!' bitch, get your coat, we're going to the grocery store to buy some letters and syllables, i'm not playing, it's overly like your diaper stinks its decaying

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[konoko]

[kosmogrl]

[serra-says]

another horsemen as shitty tumblr posts hooray

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[rabbotheart]

Flirting with pope via helping him clean up after a party

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[wesandresons]

[starkeybiter]

ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who struggles with boundaries and gets overly intense without meaning to, he stands as close as possible and just stares at you with no emotion on his face.

ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who is so obsessed with you that he's memorized your entire routine just so he can "accidentally" run into you, he also remembers exactly what time you leave your house and what windows you forget to lock.

ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who goes to your house just to rearrange your entire house around four times a week, worrying that you'll find him weird for doing so but smiling when you kiss him and praise him for it.

ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who keeps the uniforms he wears for jobs because he can tell you get excited when he puts them on, he's also a huge fan of roleplaying.

ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who gets jealous easily and has no shame fucking you or doing anything sexual in public to make sure everyone hears how good he makes you feel with a smirk on his face, proud of you and himself.

[filthyygirl1ogs]

HOW DARE THEY DELETE THIS SCENE :(

[carlottamontelli]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here