erin;

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[jpgsaldana]

mood

[burgertv]

Cat: *meows*

Me: *meows back*

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

real love is so lit

[slightmood]

me: *gets settled into bed*

my bladder:

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[platypusparfait]

No one:

Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

The only people who get upset when you set boundaries are the ones who benefited from you having none.

[curlicuecal]

That’s why they perceive it as a personal attack— because your boundary encroaches on space they’re used to owning: eg, yours.

[naamahdarling]

This super applies to privileged people resenting marginalized people for creating spaces intended only for them.

[grungegoths]

The fab five from queer eye not receiving met gala invitation when they would have ROCKED this year’s camp theme is an act of violence and nothing else

[averagefairy]

icona pop said “i crashed my car into a bridge, i don’t care i love it” and we all really just accepted that

[badkidsjokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[biglawbear]

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

[fuckscooter]

we need carbs and we need fats and we need proteins and honestly fuck diet culture for normalizing malnourishment 

[lifeofaliceai]

[argumate]

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

[catzgba]

asmr open mic night

[catzgba]

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

[rocknrox]