Condom alphonse wants a cookie

[fullmetalalchemist-brotherhood]

Hiromu Arakawa FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

[phantomrose96]

You know what’s never not funny?

FMA03 Scar is just so bishie. He looks like he’s in danger of starting a boy band any second. He’s so delicate. So streamline and alluring. He was an extra in a shojo anime who stumbled on set and they were like “shit man we needed someone to play the vengeful murderer youre hired”

And Brotherhood Scar is just so goddamn shredded. 80% jawline. 15% cheek bones. 5% man pain. Dude coulda bench-pressed Sloth out of the fucking Briggs fortress if he’d just been around for it. Testosterone is ashamed of its masculinity around Brotherhood!Scar. Someone chiseled a block of marble and it started talking and everyone just rolled with it.

How are these two the same character howd this happen I’m just fucking laughing

[phantomrose96]

“My emotions are very complex and sometimes I cry while writing free-verse poetry.”

“I eat mountain lions for breakfast.”

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

DYINF

[fullmemetalalchemist]

god i love the fight scene with alphonse, heinkel, marcoh, and yoki against pride and kimblee like

sword got blocked by pride? thats okay

just like. stretch the sword. you have the philosopher’s stone i mean

tfw he wont fall for your trick again

nvm guess who fell for it again

and then later of course theres that legendary scene where yoki swoops in

TIME TO LIKE, FUCKING LEAVE THIS PLACE

heinkel. HEINKEL. ALPHONSE CAN WALK ON HIS OWN. HE HAS LEGS NOW.

heinkel: he’s getting back up shit fuck what do i do

heinkel: chucks kimblee’s body back at pride to deter him

and thus the battle is concluded with a thrilling exit by our heroes

[sofiakkuma2]

OKAY BUT GUYS LISTEN TO HOW GOOD THIS LATINO EDWARD ELRIC IS

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood latino dub

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

hOLY SHIT THAT’S HOT

[gifthoki-deactivated20170407]

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

I really love Greed. I just—HhhUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ike-loves-men]

‘‘Dark anime show me the forbidden developed female characters’‘

‘’….Non-sexualized minors.’‘

‘’… Racially diverse cast?’‘

‘‘… Well implemented social issues narratives?’‘

‘‘… GOOD, NOT SEXUALIZED HUMOR!?’‘

‘‘… DISABLED PROTAGONISTS!?’‘

[bisexualwinry]

bonus Mama Hawkeye appreciation:

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

this is so sweet!

[theanimatedwriter]

Here it is for fan art Friday!

Anime: Full metal Alchemist

Character(s) shown: Edward Elric holding the philosopher stone

Artist: @navaria

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My name is Mya Johnson AKA Animya and this is my blog called TheAnimatedWriter. This blog’s goal is to spread anime news and to recommend new shows. I hope to enjoy our discussions in the comments about fandom life, anime topics, and nerd news. Down to the core, I am an anime fangirl and if you found me that means you probably are one too. Great! We have something in common, hope we get along! :) The legacy of The Animated Writer lives on… Got any suggestions for any of my posts? Dm me! Instagram: anime_queen_x101 Twitter: Mya___Johnson Up, up, and away

[textsfromfullmetalalchemist]

(Submission from majorzeldageek)

[thegreatamigo]

This has probably been done, but whateves.

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

DYING

[slides-by-seductively-blog1]

But what if instead of those tight-as-hell leather pants, Greed wore booty shorts.

[ferrum-ferran-ferret-deactivate]

so like…

and cowboy boots for good measure?

[ferrum-ferran-ferret-deactivate]

Okay, im kind of fixating a little on this idea so

based on this guy’s outfit. 

[slides-by-seductively-blog1]

I’m glad this is what I woke up to this morning.

[slides-by-seductively-blog1]

@you-taffer did you ever see the drawings of this? Cause I feel like you need to.

[adamasavaritiae-blog]

[avarixing]

4 hours and a rough sketch later…

[i-licked-it-now-its-mine]

I was about to say Greed has a better fashion sense than wearing shorts with boots but then I remembered what he normally wears.

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

Keep him in those.Please.

[edssuddentallness]

Please!

[soardraws]

So I was reverse searching some of my art today and I found out that this person on Google+ has been stealing artwork without even the common courtesy of linking to the source they stole it from.

Included is art from leons-7​ and a ton of other artists and all of it taken from Tumblr posts. Their excuse when I told them to remove or source was “I didn’t know what the source was.”

    That is no excuse.

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

That isn’t stealing. Stealing art is when they take the credit for it. I agree that he should AT LEAST give credit, but honestly if someone wants to know who did the art, they should look it up themselves. He isn’t stealing art. He didn’t claim the credit for it. 

[edssuddentallness]

Elric Brothers Being Asked Their Favorite Flower

Alphonse: I love roses. I mean, they're so romantic, and looking at them they really remind me of Mom.

Edward: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME SUCH A GIRLY QUESTION?! AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

Alphonse: Brother.

Edward: . . . *mumbles* My favorite flower is lilacs...

[textsfromfullmetalalchemist]

(Submission from 2ndltbraeda)

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

DYINF

[edssuddentallness]

OHMYFUCK

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[magnumbot-deactivated20240227]

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

[09nerorelatable]

Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Marina and The Diamonds

[icecream-noodle]

Xbox original and ps2

[soma-prime-incarnon]

Attack Damage and Ability Power

[punlich]

People who can read binary and people who can’t

[stormfooted]

Capes and No Capes

[autistic-sestra-blog]

mulder and scully

[marmotsomsierost]

stage left and stage right

[castironjackelope]

Caped and no cape (Wait no that one was already done) Powerade and gatorade

[gefdreamsofthesea]

This and That

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Not Tall and Not Short

[zenosanalytic]

Coheed and Cambria

[crisesofsanity]

Trump and Obama

[laughingjokingnumbnuts-blog]

coffee and cream

[laughingjokingnumbnuts-blog]

seme and uke

[solowoohooinpillowfort-deactiva]

Biscuits and gravy

[sleepingpowler-deactivated20191]

ham and cheese

[explodingpringlescans]

Shredded and Punk Bitch

[mordredoforkney]

Coke and Pepsi

[claudia-donovan-clone]

netflix and hulu

[dedalvs]

animate and inanimate

[racethewind10]

Samaritan and The Machine

[ohsoblackandwhite]

Queerbaiting and Person of Interest

[winnifredburkle]

Arya stans and Being Wrong

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

Clickbait and Reblog Spam

[edssuddentallness]

Ed and Al

[neon-ufo]

haha wow almost like i have nothing better to do than draw fma things right

i bet greed told ling all about the gang

i’m sorry this is so dumb but i heard y'all are suckers for cheesy bullshit and i intend to feed that unhealthy obsession of your’s, bless your hearts

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

HEAVY ON THE FEELS

[sarcastic-bluebird-blog]

@edthealchemist thanks for tagging me ilysm

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY NASTY CHICKEN SCRATCH