Hi. I'm Negan.

Soulbond/Fictive - Adult - I'm with Carl and if you don't like it that's YOUR problem.

[pebblespeck]

Dawg who let them on my island 🙄 Hitting them with my net until they leave

Cranky and Smug

[okibadesu]

[anxietyproblem]

[pseudorhombicosidodecahedron]

[oliviawebsite]

i use "^_^" so often because a sinister darkness lurks within me

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[littleplumptin]

Appalachian Miku

[holdyourcolour]

My boyfriend likes to text me via Siri while driving

[notmusa]

🚐 van man

[swarnpert]

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

[swarnpert]

this shit is bananas.

[pukicho]

Back in the past this blog was run by another person who happened to be me but much worse.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

me

[kosmogrl]

[pwesident]

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[pwesident]

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[probuccalfat]

it’s this sentiment in practice, in day to day.

[noodles-07]

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

[disgustinggf]

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

[disgustinggf]

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta