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Aki | He/him | Queer, Demi & Gray Ace | Started as a thanzag account, now I don't really know what I am- I am just h e r e 

[bloodraven55]

Just some PSAs since it’s the start of Ace Week.

[sarakiz]

WHO is doing it like her

[markandflops]

Zim makes a new best friend!

(source is ep. 81 of Rob Paulsen’s excellent “Talkin’ Toons” podcast, guest-starring the one and only Richard Horvitz.

I’ve had this audio saved on my end since 2014, so I’m glad I eventually got around to making this!)

[asexual-musings]

no one:

asexuals before realizing they’re ace: isn’t it weird how we call people “hot” when we just mean, like, pretty? it makes it sound like you actually feel hot when you see them. which isn’t a thing. anyway

[asexual-musings]

ok i am absolutely losing it over the sheer number of people who found out what hot means from this post

[redrikki]

Man, this is like the time my therapist explained that watching characters with "chemistry" is supposed to make you feel aroused. Who knew, right?

[pyromaniac-fairy-of-water]

I'm sorry what?

[indelibility]

I thought it was supposed to make you intrigued like any other plot device

[threefeline]

[doodledrawsthings]

maybe Luka and 🛏? Lord knows the man needs it

🛏 Sleep - Draw your OC napping, in their bed or in an inconvenient or strange location

[beaniebabyoftheday]

Lovebirds the doves

[madame-wiggles]

[hearty-an0n]

“hes just a guy!!!!” fortunately, i like guys

[hearty-an0n]

no actually, im stronger than you and everything i do is fortunate for me

[tittyblade]

if u think liking guys is unfortunate.... keep that shit to urself thats embarrassing........

[bamsara]

nothing makes me run to my emails faster than the notification saying I got a fic review and the username is someone I recognize that leaves those long ass paragraphs where they also pluck points they favorite in the chapter and talk about

Like Im bad at responding to them cause Idk what to say and I dont want to annoy but I want yall to know I recognize usernames and get excited at the serial commentors

[bamsara]

Email Notification: (username) has left a review on-

[startersword-deactivated2022070]

Joining the trend, PLEASE interact if you:

Love making ocs, like honey bunches of oats, your favorite Pokemon game is black/white, use dark mode on as many apps and sites as possible, still roleplay and especially with your friends, you could/do eat rice every day, you could/do eat pasta every day, you love youtube videos that go on for hours, create an entire queue of youtube videos or songs to play while you sleep, cry easily, have cried at work/school, do or say things in 3s, or name yourself after fictional characters

[crowzs]

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

[animatedamerican]

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

[supervillainny]

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

[animatedamerican]

… you know what, codicil accepted

[polyamorouspunk]

Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

[anxietyrobot]

getting obsessed with your own ocs sucks ass because you gotta be the one that makes all the content for them like damn whats a guy gotta do around here to see their made up scrimblos drawn by someone else

[afeelgoodblog]

Keeping the footsies warm 😍

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[gasmaskaesthetic]

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

[weaver-z]

EATING HIM

[pollicinor]

Il troll di Photoshop

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.