Sadly, nothing.

Queer, enjoyer of faggotry and the like sam • 🔞 • she/they • @maiasaura-peeblesorum is my bee son 🐝

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[lulipoparts]

I found this doodle of TwiYor on my iPad and I had to finish it. Goodness they're so cute 🥰💖

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[randomalistic]

SO TRUE

[mstgsmy66]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[mamoru]

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

[turtlesandfrogs]

Seconded.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[froxictog]

[transcription]

Reader Hot Take

I think my most problematic opinion is that when someone says that they couldn't finish a book because they couldn't relate to the character. You are weak, and you will not survive the winter. [laughter]

I am, in fact, better than you. Because what do you mean, "oh I just couldn't relate to the character."? Skill issue. I'm autistic. I don't be relating to most people I meet! I'm not here because I want to relate to the characters, I'm here because I want to know what's going to happen with the characters, okay?

Do you think I read The Dragon's Bride because I was relating to this white lady who was getting married to a dragon king? Hell no. I read that book because I was curious to know if the dragon had two dicks. And he did!

Where was I going with this?

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[importantcatpics]

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[zuzsenpai]

[thealogie]

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[psychotic-gerard]