morgen laufen wir schneller

strecken die Arme noch weiter aus, und eines herrlichen Morgens

[dogpuppy]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[tiktaalic]

Tomorrow when Jensen ackles releases the tapes there will be only one destiel canon and they will wrap other freak interpretations in newspaper before laying them in the dumpster. But tonight. All interpretations are alive. And there are twice as many destiel canons than usual

[phantomrose96]

Gemma Scout, on the phone with her bank: Yes I’m just trying to reopen my account. ‘Marked as deceased’ yes I know, but I’m not dead. Yes I know my husband sent you my death certificate. My death was faked in a really elaborate scheme so—no, not by me. Look just turn on CNN. I’m all over the news. It’ll—'can I come in with my husband?' No, I can’t. He’s dead now. Well maybe not dead. But he’s probably never coming back alive. They can’t get his innie in the elevator. Yes they tried that. But he sticks his arms and legs out real wide like a cat so they can’t get him in the elevator.”

[sssssssim]

men talking about feelings and emotions

[tchaikovskaya]

[oneheadtoanother]

[scoldedmilk]

[thealogie]

one of the all time posting days ever

[datubooty]

im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

[nicolethered]

Every twist and turn in this case is art.

[osteoptimist]

Insane levels of showmanship from a guy who is still anonymous.

[evilkitten3]

AMERICA'S REAL SWEETHEART

[teaboot]

This murder is like a fucking advent calendar

[teamfreewilldcats]

I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.

Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.

[meowsfeed]

Source: thedodo

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO HE WAS HAVING HIS DAY OFF?

[zvaigzdelasas]

This is why you never check your work email on a weekend

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[reallycoolsoup]

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

[callingallcars]

what a day to tweet this huh