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egg puns and bullshit

[foxaes]

My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup

[resist-much]

[sixpenceee]

An Antarctica ice core that shows years like “rings of a tree”, with a dark layer of volcanic ash that settled on the ice sheet approximately 21,000 years ago  (Source)                        

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[fumadoresdememes]

[teaboot]

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

[sonicrainbooms]

? physically cant what?

[starswallowingsea]

Bend our ankles like that

[sonicrainbooms]

Like what???

[starswallowingsea]

At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do

Human ankles don’t normally work like that!

[waral]

Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.

[starswallowingsea]

Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.

[headspace-hotel]

Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???

[sensicalabsurdities]

Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.

[spazzdhn]

[justskippingalong]

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

[abrad45]

I wanna know who listens to this bird and goes “Oh man, that would be great with Collective Soul’s Shine. 

[cronymarxism]

thankyoucorndog

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

omg

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shubbabang]

Now all of Publix knows you’re here

Patreon | Webtoon

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

I missed this video

[prettyandmean]

Keeyum.

[lili-rochefort]

@huffpc

[advanced-procrastination]

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

[gaysemiotics]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

[descendantof]

[hustleinatrap]

wtf?

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

who?

[marrymejasonsegel]

I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness. why do they hate us so much.

[susiethemoderator]

Yikes…

[croxovergoddess]

Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

[asgardian-viking]

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

[snailienz]

[bauhaus-movement]

[the-eternal-moonshine]

Wassily Kandinsky - Dance Curves, 1926

[catgirltreats]

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[kudamon-deactivated20201231]

if youve never had a herding breed and want one, first i suggest hiring someone to stare at you, unblinking, for a minimum of 4 hours a day. through the crate bars, in the bathroom, across the room, just like this

[megpricephotography]

watching… always watching…

(& silently judging)