Pretty Little Shit

Hello my name is Dylan/ Taken/ Genderfluid/ Lesbian/ I love video games/ cartoons/anime

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

Happy Days After Killing 🎃🔪

[skippyisheretostay]

Wonderful! Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

 Unconditional doggo love

How my puppy greets me when I get home from work

Concerned dog refuses to stop hugging his owner who was injured in a fall

My friend’s diabetic alert dog brought me a juice box after sensing my blood sugar

Dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for nearly 24 hours in freezing conditions

Dog takes care of baby

he wasn’t feeling well and everyone wanted to help

dog protecting baby human from vacuum cleaner

when she comes home from a long day at school, having a bad day, been told off or sad. Her best friend is here for her

[thecatladysthoughts-deactivated]

Oh my God!!! I have tears in my eyes! The power of unconditional love!!!

[moisgayerthanyou]

[warriormale]

Selflessness is a Moral Virtue of Manliness.

Dogs and cats practice Selflessness too!

Train and fight!

Always seek and cherish Manliness with Selflessness!

WarriorMale

[sosuperawesome]

Tomas Pajdlhauser on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[akageyuria-old]

Who doesn’t love some good old soft girls? I know I do.

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[understands]

[dajo42]

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[dajo42]

[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew” neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

[pajamboree]

neville writes an owl to harry containing two words

[just-a-random-nerd]

Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

A howler that just screams “fake bitch”

[micdotcom]

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

[humanpersonface]

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

[rosebramblewolf]

11 (ELEVEN) SECONDS FUCK THE WHAT THIS IS NOT GETTING ENOUGH COVERAGE. i should have had that information before now

[eggrollgutz]

IN SWIMMING 11(ELEVEN) SECONDS IS LIKE A MONTHS TIME!!! THAT IS NOT JUST AMAZING, ITS PURE FUCKING DEDICATION AND STRENGTH!!!

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

[fieldbears]

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

[hashtagloveloses]

you met a fucking forest nymph

[lohver]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[afro-elf]

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

[werewolfofsector2814]

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

[afro-elf]

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

[werewolfofsector2814]

Aaaaand this is why men must stifle ourselves. Warriors must suppress their feelings for fear of being seen as psychotic.

[afro-elf]

please get help like on the real, forreal, no jokes, get help

[medusabloom]

@warriormale shut this fool down

[warriormale]

Warriors hate war!

We hate it!

We go to war to defend the nation, a nation in peril.

Men die in war. They shed their blood and die defending their country.

Warriors don’t glorify war.

Warriors are not beasts.

Warriors are Men with feelings.

Warriors are human!

Warriors are fighters, trained with fight skills, with trained and conditioned bodies, imbued  with the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect.

Warriors are in full possession of their Manhood, deserving to be shown Respect.

They defend and protect their nation.

Always show Respect!

WarriorMale

[captainlordauditor]

“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”

That’s a quote from JRR Tolkien, who fucking fought in one of the world wars.

[areolaenthusiast]

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[frei-rancken-deactivated2020062]

if your chiro can’t do this… are they even trying then?

[kindsuggestion]

you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you

[disc80s]

kitten needs constant attention

[sushinfood]

THIS IS SO CUTE