burning spice’s 1# hater

Transmasc with a weird relationship to gender. He/They | Bisexual | Autistic

[ink-the-artist]

man

[ink-the-artist]

i like it too :)

[ink-the-artist]

[appleandsinnamon]

[ink-the-artist]

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call me crazy but why is purelily so yuri

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i take this back. pure vanilla cookie is braindead BUM!!!!

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alfred working at a waffle house. is this anything?

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hmm…(less than 30) ppl are liking my hetalia ideas..

girldad yao with nyo!japan?

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alfred working at a waffle house. is this anything?

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one thing thats rlly unfortunate abt being trans that i dont see a lot of ppl talk abt is when ur family is looking at old photos and u see urself pre-transition

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if when you leave the bathroom you keep the light on and close the door you are my enemy

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when oomf wont stop talking abt their shitty ex but you really dgaf

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fuck this stupid baka life my mom turned on parental controls on my phone 2 weeks before my birthday and disabled them eventually and then TURNED THEM BACK ON AT 12 AM ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. IM 18 WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE MY SEARCH HISTORY. LET ME READ AO3 IN PEACE, GOD.

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i dont think its blocked or anything. i have an account. its just that she will probably not want me to be reading smut. and i do not want my mother potentially seeing what i like to read.

also ive found a workaround by clicking links through pinterest and staying in the app if that helps anybody. its just not the same.

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oh uhh i actually got her to fix a while ago lol

she asked me to not bite/cut my nails for a week and i was like “ok what for” and then she was like “$10.” and i was like “how about u take off parental controls” and then she was like “ok” and i got it back yayyy

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ok so my brother (13) is insisting chris mclean wouldve gone to The Island..help me prove him wrong please

would chris have gone

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 5

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…thanks guys

[anxietyproblem]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

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i win

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

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they should invent a sleep where you wake up feeling refreshed but you dont loose free time

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i had a dream where CRK was glitched for me and it said i had rich cheese cookie and she had voicelines and animations but if you clicked on story it showed regular lily’s gacha animation and her background was clotted cream’s background..

anyways now im sad

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fuck this stupid baka life my mom turned on parental controls on my phone 2 weeks before my birthday and disabled them eventually and then TURNED THEM BACK ON AT 12 AM ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. IM 18 WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE MY SEARCH HISTORY. LET ME READ AO3 IN PEACE, GOD.

[eggsecutivedysfunction]

i dont think its blocked or anything. i have an account. its just that she will probably not want me to be reading smut. and i do not want my mother potentially seeing what i like to read.

also ive found a workaround by clicking links through pinterest and staying in the app if that helps anybody. its just not the same.