burning spice’s 1# hater

Transmasc with a weird relationship to gender. He/They | Bisexual | Autistic

[eggsecutivedysfunction]

1d4 psychic damage

NOOOOOOO

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being able to turn on notifications for your mutuals is so scary it lets them do psychic attacks when you post something embarrassing

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THIS POST IS 22 SECONDS OLD

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EXHIBIT A:

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being able to turn on notifications for your mutuals is so scary it lets them do psychic attacks when you post something embarrassing

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THIS POST IS 22 SECONDS OLD

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being able to turn on notifications for your mutuals is so scary it lets them do psychic attacks when you post something embarrassing

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Spamton and Tenna should kiss

only if im invited

[eggsecutivedysfunction]

being a hetalia fan is crazy..what do you mean im looking into international trade for smut.

[3hkowalski]

~Your voices

Their voices~

~all wonderfully wacky voices~

...Yet no one could hear your cries

MEME ver:

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[gooseworx]

can we have a ragatha fact I love her so sosoosososmucchururrrggghbbbeswoawaabble

I wrote her to have repressed lesbian aura

[eggsecutivedysfunction]

reason for the burning spice hate? 😞

(i adore him lmao)

because of what he did to Her Radiance, Golden Cheese Cookie.

but honestly now ive moved on to hating P*re Vanilla Cookie because hes been insufferable after the lobotmy

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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hDID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[spoonfight7]

Apparently

[pukicho]

Everyone likes the cool handsome tough guy, yet for some odd reason, no one seems to enjoys the ever-humble fat ugly shitty guy

[eggsecutivedysfunction]

but puki plenty of us like you

[homunculus-argument]

I love it when there's artists online who seem to exclusively draw characters who are cute thick anime ladies with hips wider than their shoulders and tits bigger than their heads, in completely nonsexual situations, and comfortable and stylish-looking fairly nonsexualised clothing, where it's clear that the artist evidently started drawing because they were horny, and kept drawing because it's fun. Like sure, an outfit of a nice floral pattern sun dress and cozy sweater didn't need a cleavage window, but the focus of this drawing is so clearly on who this character is and what she's doing, that unless you go out of your way to look for it, you don't really even notice that her tits are literally larger than her head.

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Pretty sure that's just pm seymour

[liniminilemon]

you can say its pm seymour its fine

[homunculus-argument]

holy shit them bitches are big

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[itsapmseymour]

Yknow,

I thought I had my finger on the pulse of internet stuff,

But today I have been informed in the media universe,

Hatsune Miku and Sonic are a couple????

[baguette-whet]

They had a kid once

[itsapmseymour]

Now that can’t possibly be-

EXCUSE ME?

[fuckblast]

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.