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latedawnsandearlysunsets

dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

boywrencher

biocrafthero

krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de

"no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about the skeletons from undertale everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i think ive got a virus

cosmicanger

graphix artiste

isuggestrevolution

i have a suggestion

movedclonekisser-deactivated202

These posts are all sisters to me

astralspeck

@strawberrysaur accurate?

strawberrysaur

i don’t think you can comprehend just how accurate the first one is

ycoil

hi excuse me this is OPs mom, yah my daughter, she wanted you to know you reblogged her post before she had a chance to update a hasty technical wording edit that improves the readability flow and cadence by about 3% could you please delete your reblog and then reblog the new version?

irumicomics

THIS IS NOT CANON ACCURATE AT ALL BUT ME AND MY WIFE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY 😭🖐️

drawnsnake

I don't know what to start with. That this is the first thing I've remotely gotten close to finishing since I posted last, or that this is literally based on a YTP, or that I didn't even bother with blending and just went flat out child-with-crayons mode (as you can tell).

visenyaism

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

visenyaism

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

tarragonthedragon

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

foone

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

very-gay-alkyrion

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

asksanguinius40k

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

mersei47

yay

#oh to be held tenderly and full of love and then skipped into being stepped on by a high heel-#i dont know whats happening with avery but yeah mood man #ver cute doodles mersei :]

spider-shoes-archive

good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

spidertroom193

"why is tenna so popular when queen is objectively funnier" fear. The skill required to accurately portray queen, to have the same comedy skill as she does, to land those jokes so effortlessly as Toby does with her, is something only the brave, the skilled, or the foolish attempt. Tenna is easy. If you mischaracterise him, it's whatever. But do queen wrong and you will feel like an utter fool. A poser. A fake fan. She was a gift far too grand for us. How the fuck do you beat "I'm A Mother. I Can Give Birth. To Delirious Slams"

"I think you can be a mother... Without giving birth?"

"Prove It. On The Court. Right Now"

How do you do that. How do you reach this level of hilarity. If I write a shit post, a comic, an ao3 fic, and the reader isn't pissing themselves laughing, punching their leg and falling over in their chair then I failed and I deserve to be beheaded post haste