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@egregiouslylookingtoad
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
I won’t hesitate bitch
Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
Kermit the Frog jumps off building
Fr e sh a voca do
back at it again at Krispy Kreme
There is only one thing worse than a rapist
Club Jam (yes a really good book)
At least the taco was free
I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
Grandma loves ping pong too much
If your name is Junior
Welcome to Target
I’m just cooking pizza
Cole Sprouse dress-up game
On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
Kid smacked by fly swatter
Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
WE’RE BREAKING FREE
SAIL
I’m Squidward
So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
So no head? (breaking skateboard)
Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
What the fuck, Richard
Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
Bored as shiiiiii
Liberian accent (plasma globe)
New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
Summertime sadness (chicken)
More like hurricane TORTILLA
I got an a-bor-tion
All Around the World (TheJasminator)
When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
Snake licks lollipop
Accept yourself, love yourself
Be whatever you wanna be
Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
Can I please get a waffle?
Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
Kevin, watch the light dude
Horse meditation
A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
Helium balloons (floating car)
Fireplace fairy
I’m your freestyle dance teacher
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Which way the Quiznos is
Impossible paper toss shot
Hemtube (dancing with cat)
I nurture my skin (Shaq)
Why are you running
Happy birthday?
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
Farkle falling
Fuck you (soda machine)
Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
Take On Me
And now my sock is wet (water gun)
All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
When there’s too much drama at school
Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
What’s your name? (ouija board)
Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
Girl scared of convertible car
Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
Would you like the spider on your hand?
Shopping cart crash
We actually have the chip reader now
I’M A GIRAFFE
Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
BEAUTY
Burnie Sandals
Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white
Guess again
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats
We live in a socie-
Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec
I find the mushroom post :)
sorry
sorry
Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please
@imfunnydamit
“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign
Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire
I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.
I take no credit for these posts.
God they don’t make em like this anymore
Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix
I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.
The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now
@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic
From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”
does the phrase ‘fucked up and evil’ imply you can be fucked up and good
Most-SHOCKING Moments on Worst Cooks in America | The Food Network
Ok
My drunk ass aimed my phone inside a chip bag and the flash reflected hardcore and got this crazy unedited photo
Hold up, is this possibly the explanation for:
That's probably how this picture of my dog happened gsjhdjdb
why is your dog made of metal and/or tin foil
This is the post that keeps on giving
this photo of my dog in my backyard on tile
Amazing
Working in retail be like
you know those like really edgy traumacore edits or whatever. can i have one of those but its about eating a cheese when ur lactose intolerant
EXACTLY
Your wish is my command
if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point
REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?
mythbusters
I melted my Drone for this video | Iurie Belegurschi
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