my head hurts

he/him

[anton--rayne]

dni unless you are a pervert who engages with irredeemable media

[elderscrollsconceptart]

"my ancestors are smiling at me imperial. can you say the same?"

>executioner thinks back to all his beloved executioner ancestors whose lineage stretches back hundreds of years

"yes 🥹🥰"

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[infernalfox]

[nyctoheart]

can somepony whos not in the Kingdom Hearts fandom please explain this gif

[shadeofnigh]

that ice cream acheived sentience

[nyctoheart]

WHAT BRONY CHANGED MY COMMENT TO “SOMEPONY”

NEIGH

[nyctoheart]

ARE YOU HORSING ME

[ominous-signs]

.

[shittysawtraps]

can i be a big hater about something unrelated for a second

[shittysawtraps]

ok awesome

so i have finished a psychological thriller novel, and have begun the process of doing research so i can prepare to query agents. now, my novel has some pretty intense triggers in it, so i am aware it’s a bit of a hard sell– that being said, many agents have a “do not send me your novel if it has these things” list, so that’s what I’m looking for so i don’t accidentally trigger someone.

so i’m going down this list, and i find this agent. their “do not send me” list includes the following: non-consent/sexual violence, age gaps, teacher/student relationships, stalkers, cheating, everyone dies at the end, miscarriage/pregnancy, and abuse masked as love.

okay, cool! everyone has different tolerances for stuff, and it’s perfectly reasonable to not want to be involved with a story that has stuff you’re uncomfortable with. not the agent for me, but good on them for defining their boundaries.

but then i scroll back up and they’re requesting for gothic horror.

excuse me?????????

gothic horror without pregnancy or miscarriage? gothic horror without cheating? without stalking? gothic horror without major character deaths? GOTHIC HORROR WITHOUT ABUSE BEING FRAMED AS LOVE AND THE INTERROGATION OF THAT DYNAMIC?????

HEY CAN I GET A GOTHIC HORROR WITH NOTHING???

THAT’S JUST A STORY ABOUT A BIG HOUSE

[ouroborosorder]

was watching a deltarune cutscene. Lancer falls into the screen. He lands on the floor. The instant he does, the screen goes black. I’m left staring at a blank screen. It took me a solid 15 seconds to realize that this wasn’t just a bit and my power fucking cut out

[chameshida]

Out dogged

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[theropoda]

there really are only 3 kinds of skyrim mods and its 1) Female NPCs Improvement Overhaul. Converts all female NPCs into having cock destroyer bodily proportions (tagged as lore friendly) 2) 8K Speck of dirt retexture and remodel. Overhaul of a unique speck of dirt found in Hjoldir's Cavern (4GB download) 3) fart thu'um

[footlongdingledong]

I think I’m dehydrated

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[godkissedme]

High in the kitchen doing bullshit

[falsity555-deactivated20251002]

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[saltedume]