Oh Yeah, It's Gay Elf Time

they/them, TES fanfic writer and lore enthusiast

[saltymaplesyrup]

This is a memory test.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Good morning, Ae, hereˇs a side of the story you seldom suffer.

8. 9. 1. 2. 10. 13. 15. 18. 44. 33. 7.

Good morning, Aurbis, youˇve got numbers to ignore.

[hikikomoriheadphonegirl]

[steffsatelier]

I decided to join in the Tennocon art showcase last Sunday because I'm insane and thought I could paint something good in less than a week. And wouldn't ya know it, I was right? Here's my eldritch wife!

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 2 days 31 minutes

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[benssecondatyempt]

“Can you do that like is that allowed for you”?

[dead-finches]

one (1) mirmir :]

[dead-finch-420]

thank you for tagging me for WIP Wednesday @saltymaplesyrup !! I'm two days late in my timezone actually but we don't talk about that :] tagging: @jas-the-shrimp @arimakafu @cinderspots and everyone else who sees this!! POST A SNEAK PEAK OF YOUR WIPS NOW!!

[mynqzo]

these all give the same energy as this meme unfortunately

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[spookeex]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - timbougami on twitter)

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[segamascott]

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[greatwyrmgold]

Maybe this is an unpopular hot take, but I think a good monster girl design should struggle with day-to-day life in a human world. If your monster girl can live a normal human life where her greatest inconvenience is wet dog smell or people assuming her tail is fake, you need to mix more monster in your girl.

Harpies who can't write or type or open most containers with their wings. Werewolves who worry about hurting someone if they get overstimulated at the wrong time. Minotaurs with digestive systems and metabolisms which require grazing throughout the day, not the three big meals humans are used to.

Lamias who have to stay home in the evenings and during cold months to stay warm, otherwise their muscles stop working right and they get stranded. And they're sick of their human friends suggesting they get some kind of tail sweater. It wouldn't help, the problem is that their body doesn't produce enough heat to begin with, and anyways a tail garment would get in the way of their rectilinear locomotion, and there's no way a sweater would survive being walked on in the first place. It feels like they don't actually care about you being stuck at home whenever they go out, they just want to feel like it's not their fault they never see you.

If your monster girl can't be read as some kind of disability allegory, you're doing something wrong.

[soapyysoda]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW