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[yossiacar]

best of glee 2/?

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[lemonrotten]

This whole exchange is just too cute

[gabrielmorrison]

#i’m sorry but when he takes off the medal it TOTALLY looks like he’s pulling on his collar to lean into a kiss

looks like he thought the same thing

[tastelessphotoshops-deactivated]

[stability]

(Via)

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

[bearie]

im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people even came up to pet her..

[bearie]

look at her.. 

[homo-hobitti]

!!!

[jctko]

every horse movie: hi my name is kady and i am a Troubled Teen™ and i’m super frustrated because this ranch has no wifi. at least there’s a cute boy who i made eye contact with! ugh look at all these horses, especially that Troubled Horse™ who Only Lets Me Ride Him

[rideonruffian]

*look at that snotty rich girl who competes in all the shows and wins because he daddy buys her all the good fancy horses 

*She wants my Troubled Horse

*I will beat her in a show

[soldatka-deactivated20190308]

+ my dad doesn’t want me to ride my Troubled Horse and i think it’s because he’s a dick but actually my mom perished in a Tragic Riding Accident and he doesn’t want to Lose Me Too 

[draftmare]

+ the Down On His Luck Trainer thats always grumpy and that all the other Trainers think is washed up even though he had lots of winners years ago. But he’s going to help Troubled Teen win the Big Event at the end this movie and get his act back together.

[beyonceisstraight]

+some unforeseen circumstance slows down our arrival at the competition at the last minute and the appearence of our arrival gains a relieved sigh from Dad who ended up letting us enter anyway after i told him “I’m not mom” or “Troubled Horse needs me, and I need him.”

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I haven’t even seen that many horse films but this seems accurate.

[squirrelstone]

+in the final scene I am an instructor teaching small children to ride horses and have a heartfelt moment with a little girl who parallels something I said earlier in the movie before I go kiss Cute But Quiet Ranch-hand. I then go out for a ride with Troubled Horse with the sun setting in the background.

[eienaakaytoslol]

Medical droid: I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen

Palpatine: Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?

Medical droid: What

Palpatine: He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously

Medical droid: I mean we could try but-

Palpatine: How are you gonna fix his limbs

Medical droid: We thought standard prosthetics would-

Palpatine: Make him 7 feet tall

Medical droid: ...right

Palpatine: Give him a cape

[runningfromexplosions]

[thebloominuniverse]

Started taking a picture of this lamb then they all wanted to be in the shot

[actualdogvines]

[invisiblechange]

[benedictsvestcollection]

This is the best joke Disney has ever made. 

[kodittomatsammakot]

Linnanjuhlat mut joka kerta ku kätellään siitä tulee nopeempi

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[animalrates]

[eienaakaytoslol]

me, going through the local animal shelter website: hOl y shit....they all need homes..and /I/ have a home......it all Fits

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]