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we're not kids anymore.

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if i look back, i am lost
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@runningfromexplosions
I’ll never hear the jokes prehistoric hunter-gatherers told and that makes me sad.
To be fair, they probably focused on surviving
If they had time to make statues of thicc ladies and tiger furries, they had time to tell jokes.
I dreamed nearly the entirety of the Good Place series finale last night. Most of the details are gone now but what I do remember is;
The Good Place was fake (again) or maybe it was broken (not in the same way it was actually broken in the show)
Some of it took place in what was definitely my nanna's backyard but I did not recognise it as such until I woke up
TC had to go back to the Bad Place
Some of the demons there were the ones from Good Omens, Beelzebub in particular
My alarm woke up before I got to the end
That’s at least better than the ending that I dreamed, which was that the main characters eventually broke off most of their friendships, except for Chidi and Eleanor. Chidi and Eleanor had children, a little girl named Adria and a little boy named David. Unfortunately people aren't supposed to be able to have kids in the afterlife, so the kids a) Would never age physically or mentally past the age of like, six or so and b) Would cease to exist after 200 years. Also, Michael became obsessed with chemistry and shut himself away in his lab.
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.
In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here
You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!
jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!
HANS OH MY GOD
anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit
No, I think you’re missing the real deal here
The Real Good Place?
I suppose this doesn't count as a spoiler, since we haven't seen it yet, but what if when we see the "Real Good Place," it's going to suck? Say your idea of heaven includes the ability to eat as much dessert as you want without making yourself sick. For some time, this would be really awesome! But then you start to get sick of even your favorite desserts after an eternity of eating them. There's nothing new to eat, and it gets...boring. And it's the same way with everything else. After every day of romping in a field with adorable puppies that instantly love you, and listening to a music playlist perfectly suited to your tastes, and being best friends with everyone, you lose your sense of purpose. What use is existing if your only purpose is to be and stay happy? Isn't at least some conflict necessary in order to have a meaningful existence? What use is an eternity of rewards if they no longer require effort to be earned?
ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch
i’m also very food motivated
We’re cats.
well that explains it so much.
today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear
Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”
King
Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.
Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids
Holy shit a lightning bug got in the house and I almost pissed myself because there was suddenly a random floating light and my dumbass sleep deprived brain went: ALIENS??????
Sir please stop illuminating in the kitchen please it’s one am
So it’s like a couple days later and guess who just had a lightning bug land on their hand while they were sitting in the dark watching tiktoks and consequentially jumped a mile in surprise, throwing the cat laying on their chest up into the air?
It was me.
You would not believe your eyes if one random firefly, flew into your house as you tried to sleep.
OH MY GOD, SCHUR
Eleanor Shellstrop, the Architect.
can’t believe i’ve been on this stupid website for almost 10 years and i’ve never had an honest to god call out post written about me. what am i doing wrong? what has this all been for?
dude. did you really just type the words “i’ve been on this stupid website for almost 10 years” without realizing you were writing your own damn callout?
Family Christmas picture photobomb
those assholes ruined this dogs selfie