jessie

23 // sports junkie // if you know me irl, no you don’t

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[mynt-derg]

[tyrestrategist]

[lunatic-sugar]

Since I made this post I thought why not?

[formulafanfics13]

[tyrestrategist]

[racerisa]

Monaco based YouTuber Nico Rosberg?!

[amtensas]

[hamararakattirastas]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE LEFT AN OUTLINE

[yurmom420]

i present to you: the MOST gutwrenching brocedes edit I've ever seen (i was crying SO hard)

SOMEONE SAID ALAIN IS TRYING FOR NICO TO FIX WHAT HE HAS WITH LEWIS BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET TO WITH AYRTON 💔💔💔💔

creds to @bloomialy on tiktok !!

[tyrestrategist]

[idestroyedzecar]

mclaren vs verstappen in the 2025 title fight

[yaren23]

[sreegs]

nyc guy guided meditation: close ya eyes... breathe in thru ya nose... and out through ya mouth... and wit da nex exhale breathe all da way out to citi field... lets go mets

[sreegs]

we're gonna do a exercise... where we gonna let our thoughts come an go... like cabs on broahdway. and when yous have a thought, make make a note of it, den bounce it away... gently... like how youse tap yer phone to get on da subway. you dont gotta swipe anymore... dey got ridda da cards.

i remember when dey had da tokens... oh sorry right, ya thoughts: fuck em. you da boss of dem

[weaponizedspite]

red bull gives you wiiings

[ejsbootycall]

I can’t lie, the marketing of having that slogan on the inner arm sleeve is GENIUS. Also for some reason why does this remind me of Let Down by Radiohead???

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[ejsbootycall]

I need this like I need air????