Every One Needs Therapy And Witchcraft

She/They, if you’ve ever thought "do I have an FBI agent,” well now you have an answer. Yes. I’m your FBI agent. Practically a therapist. Why consume sugar when you can be the living embodiment of it.

[eldaseyeemporium]

Hey I’m a novice in the art of tumblr and social media in general but I want to use this platform to share my story with others and provide support to Anyone who needs it and just post things that I like.

At this point in time I would definitely consider myself a beginner witch though I’ve only recently started heavily researching

I do believe in deities/gods/goddesses I personally invest most of my thoughts and research into the Greek pantheon at the moment

I’m a pansexual maybe gender fluid person

I really want to use this platform to spread happiness and support!

[bisexualwario]

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

[vanishing-echo-deactivated20230]

[ID: an image of a smiling man wearing sunglasses. In front of him is text that says, in all caps, "Hey comrade. Check the batch no. on your box of testosterone. If you see HAC3427A with an expiration date of 08/2023, please contact sun pharmaceuticals at 1-800 818-4555. There's a recall." End ID]

Thanks @naturalkillercyborg for the caption 🙃

[korppipoika]

HAPPY PRIDE! KILL YOUR OPPRESSORS! First pride was a riot, always remember that..! 

[therealbucky05]

[kirinandvlindertje]

“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

[puppyprivilege-deactivated20151]

I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important

[numinous-queer]

Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row. 

[drtanner]

This is all completely true and correct, of course, but on the topic of changes that irreversibly change a child’s body, prithee, go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

If you start ballet at 16, you are too old to ever expect to be able to do it seriously. If you start at 12 you’re too old. If you want to do ballet as a serious thing, as a career, you need to start at like eight years old or even younger, because your bones and joints need to be trained while they’re still flexible in order for you to be able to perform many of the required motions and stances of ballet. In particular, you need to be able to perform turnout of the hips, but all of your joints in your legs and feet will be affected, and this irreversibly changes your body.

And yet! Nobody talks about this as a negative thing! Little girls say they want to be ballet dancers, and if their parents have enough money, that’s what they get to be! Does it cause problems in later life? Yeah, sometimes! Often, even! But nobody talks about that because it’s a thing for cis people to do and so naturally it’s all fine!

Go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

[kirinandvlindertje]

“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

[puppyprivilege-deactivated20151]

I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important

[numinous-queer]

Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row. 

[drtanner]

This is all completely true and correct, of course, but on the topic of changes that irreversibly change a child’s body, prithee, go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

If you start ballet at 16, you are too old to ever expect to be able to do it seriously. If you start at 12 you’re too old. If you want to do ballet as a serious thing, as a career, you need to start at like eight years old or even younger, because your bones and joints need to be trained while they’re still flexible in order for you to be able to perform many of the required motions and stances of ballet. In particular, you need to be able to perform turnout of the hips, but all of your joints in your legs and feet will be affected, and this irreversibly changes your body.

And yet! Nobody talks about this as a negative thing! Little girls say they want to be ballet dancers, and if their parents have enough money, that’s what they get to be! Does it cause problems in later life? Yeah, sometimes! Often, even! But nobody talks about that because it’s a thing for cis people to do and so naturally it’s all fine!

Go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

[ckret2]

More How To Manage ADHD

“I never remember to take out the trash until my trash can is full, at which point the trash bag is really heavy and the stuff at the bottom has been rotting a while, and it’s awful!”

Small brain: “Try to train yourself to take out the trash on certain days at certain times.”

Large brain: “Buy a tiny trash can. Now you HAVE to empty it.”

[adhd-community]

That’s genius!

I just put it in front of my door when it’s full so I am physically unable to leave unless I pick it up.

[feamir]

The best advice I’ve ever received about managing my depression/anxiety/adhd is that disability exists in the context of the environment. Accommodations are not about changing yourself to work in your environment — it’s about changing your environment to better work for you.

So yeah, get a tiny trash can and put it by your door. Store your towels in your bathroom so you can immediately change them when they smell funny. Hang a basket by your door for your gloves and earbuds. Leave a box of cliff bars by your door so you never leave without breakfast. Change your environment and change your life!

[adhd-community]

“Change your environment and change your life”

[rosalarian]

This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I'm safe.

I was safe.

I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was always divorced from the concept of having to grow them in my body. Whenever I thought about it, I would either start screaming or my mind would shut down. My worst nightmares featured discovering I was pregnant, and realizing I would have to keep it, and go through childbirth. I was terrified.

I got the surgery, and realized I was safe, and I never had those nightmares ever again. It was like finding out I was bulletproof.

Later, I looked at the broken condom, and I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. I didn't see my hopes and dreams turn to ash as I pivoted all my energy into a child I didn't want. I didn't see a possibility of starvation or homelessness because my already modest income went to a child I couldn't afford. I didn't see my disabled body becoming further disabled, or killed, by a pregnancy that I didn't want.

Read more between the pages commentary: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68216364 (free post, no paywall)

[rosalarian]

This post was flagged as "adult content" but I successfully (and very quickly) got my appeal approved.

To whatever conservative fuckhead who reported this as inappropriate, it didn't work, and it's still here, and I'm going to keep posting it forever so I can help people obtain the medical care they need. I hope poison ivy fills your yard, and may all your pets forevermore be maliciously incontinent.

[vaspider]

I had mine done in May 2019 and it is one of the very best decisions I've ever made for myself. If you're certain you don't want to be pregnant ever again, this is basically a week of your time devoted to never dealing with that again. It's great.

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month 2022!!!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[eldaseyeemporium]

When your mom walks in on you lighting candles and burning incense at three in the morning…

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

[toastbutteregg]

this reminded me of the reason why i bought reusable menstrual pads in the first place

im so happy with my collection

[cerenae]

where did you get them? theyre so cute I love!

[toastbutteregg]

@cerenae i got them here! i recommend 10/10!

[galadriel929-deactivated2020091]

Last period was the first time I didn’t use any non reusable products!

[memenerdlover]

REUSABLE???? THERE’S REUSABLE ONES?????

[gameofyarns]

I love reusable ones! Using them almost a year now!

[xochi-the-mochi]

WHAT!!!!

BROOOO

WHATTT

[canarycontessa]

hop aboard the reusable menses product train y’all! boss up your coochie!! all joking aside though, i’ve saved money, no more cramping or inner thigh rashes from the dioxins and other weird chemicals and (pandemic related) fewer reasons to take impromptu trips out of the house. win-win all around.

[moonlightmarathon]

i bought their trial pack (one of each pad size + pouch) just to see how these pads are like and just a day after using, i bought a starter pack (2 liner, 3 regular,  2 overnight + pouch)

i included a photo below beside my switch for comparison of how big the xl and overnight pads are (i love using both for for nighttime use). daily, i use my regular pads and when working out/post-period, i use the liners.

honestly these are such amazing investments. i cant see myself using commercial pads ever again. they dont stink nor leak and you just have to make sure youre not wearing lace or any flimsy underwear so they’ll stay in place. i totally recommend this!

[mango-pickle]

OMG WHAT THERE ARE REUSABLE ONES????

[moonlightmarathon]

PSA I JUST SAW THEY NOW HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

the amazing part is that it’s 5 LAYERS AND COMES WITH TWO BUTTONS TO SNAP TOGETHER!!

I AM SO IN LOVE!! HERE’S THE LINK IF YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED!!!!

PS! You bleed on the black bamboo fiber part and not on the villagers 😂

[maybeitsfinallytime]

Love these. Game changing. Don’t knock it til you try it.

[thespecialpsycho]

Sharing for people with vaginas who have periods and similar things.

Requesting others reblog to spread word.

If your blog is specific niche, I ask you Like/heart to bump signal slightly.

[tangledloversandfrozenhearts]

I recently ordered from them and I love that the colourful fabrics are water proof. They are worth buying!!

[brokeassbook]

I bought these because of a post I saw about them and did some research. I absolutely love them! I’m probably gonna get more soon cause I only got the trail pack, and am sick being on my period have having to do laundry right that second to have more pads ready. But absolutely 20/10!

[gay-space-project]

i literally stopped having cramps after i started using them

[theinxjnerd]

I bought some of these a bit ago. Forever reblog.

[kuplakupla]

I’ve been using the reusable pads for about three months, just about to buy more. They’re amazing!

[chicku-who-knows-deactivated202]

No one told me there was REUSABLE ONES???

[harpy-positivity]

Excuse me NO CRAMPS??? And do these cute little patterns not get stained??

[buzzcutbulldyke]

I don’t know about no cramps (I’ve heard that the chemicals in the disposable pads make cramps worse which I wouldn’t doubt but I have no experience) but mine don’t really stain! You are supposed to soak them, which is probably even better, but I just toss mine in the wash as soon as I change them (which encourages me to run a load of laundry lol, I run it with my towels and nothing weird has ever happened). I cannot recommend cloth pads enough I LOVE them.

[adayania]

I used these post partum with all of my kids, and I intend to buy them for my own kids when they start menstruating. I would like to add that they make diapers from the same material that will save you a fortune when you have babies, and it’s so much easier on their skin.

[kueraleido]

And the wings have buttons!!!! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a meltdown because my dyspraxia has caused me to put pads in an uncomfortable position, so the fact that they just snap together is amazing!

[dankmemeuniversity]

Not just for women but for everyone who has periods 💕

[eldaseyeemporium]

WHAaaaaaaaa?!?!?????!???

Can heavy flo people use these?

[eldaseyeemporium]

Some Floridians want to pass the “don’t say gay bill”

This will harshly affect many people and households and is a direct attack on the LGBTQ+ community

As someone who used to live and has many family members living in Florida I am gravely disappointed

But this is not just Florida. Many states want to stop schools from using a curriculum or discussing topics regarding gender identity and sexual orientation in school. This is homophobia and transphobia at its finest.

Say gay, and keep homophobia and transphobia out of these kids life’s. We want to make a safe place for these kids to get a proper education and be free ti be themselves.

[eldaseyeemporium]

Happy pride everyone!!!!!!!!

Love is love!

Say gay!

Fuck the Floridian politicians!!

Stay safe and wave your flags high

🏳️‍🌈