MBTI Obsessed

Indecisive. I don't even know anymore, OK

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: Honestly, Hufflepuff, do you even know the ABCs of healing?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: A.

Hufflepuff: Bone.

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: Coming out of the skin is very bad.

[1776constitutionalist]

I swear to god only the American left could simultaneously believe that the US government is a systemically racist institution that lives off oppressing minorities, but that attacking the capitol means you’re a white nationalist

[afronerdism]

They’ve broken down the barricades and are attempting to storm the Capitol. Incredible.

[the-goblin-brew]

Regardless of who’s doing it, I kind of like that we’re slowly normalizing the practice of storming various seats of government here.

[afronerdism]

I don’t really know if we’re normalizing it tho. White people being this brazen isn’t exactly new. They’re trying to storm the Capitol and not one shot has been fired. This can only happen with this particular groups of people so I doubt we’ll see much carry over

[the-goblin-brew]

Instead of saying it can never be normalized, try normalizing it instead.

[dogsforwhiteboysummer]

Fuckin, people are actually effectively protesting something and of course it’s “Well if they weren’t white!” God damn, just say you don’t want protests to actually have an effect and go. 

[afronerdism]

They sent the National guard out and tear gassed us and shot people in my city like 3 months ago.

I was at every single protest I could possibly go to this summer and have been protesting since 2012.

Respectfully, shut the fuck up about “effective protests”

Anyway the only reason these people aren’t being shot is because they’re white

[afronerdism]

They’ve literally broken in to the Capitol building where congress is in session. Still no shots fired.

[afronerdism]

Congress has been ushered into The basement and protesters are attempting to gain access to the senate chamber. There are reports that shots have been fired into the house floor

[afronerdism]

Capitol police are reportedly trying to “talk down” the protestors shooting into the house.

[afronerdism]

I’m not going to argue with racists on this post. It’s a waste of time. But for the rest of you, look at the differences in the way white nationalist terrorists are handled vs peacfully black protestors. Not that we needed more examples, but look at how white supremacy works.

[afronerdism]

[theinxjnerd]

Do you want to know why they haven’t shot anything yet?? Because you idiots kept going on about police brutality last time they shot and wouldn’t shut up about how they should peacefully try to reason. So now they’re scared they’ll lose their fucking jobs if they shoot. You brought this on yourselves, good lord. It’s not about them being white. And no I’m not goddamn racist because I disagree with you.

[theinxjnerd]

WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[doctorgeekery]

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

[hippocrates460]

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

[sitp-recs]

This post contains the same chaotic energy the twins display and I’m here for it

[theinxjnerd]

OH MY HOLY YES

[theinxjnerd]

If you’re crying or self-harming over something, then you’re not just “being dramatic.” If you are feeling sick over a mental illness and still wondering if you actually have it or if you’re just being self-absorbed, no; you have it. You wouldn’t just self-harm or mentally spiral over something that didn’t exist, would you? 

[everythingfox]

He made a new best friend

(via)

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[shybutterfly272]

Not gonna lie, this made me laugh

[averytiredduck]

Meeeee

[delightfulsubg-deactivated20210]

My level of anxiety.

[that-diablo]

This is literally me

[lillesposts]

Lol, this is me

[theinxjnerd]

I hate how much I relate to this

[yourbasicblogger-deactivated202]

One of the biggest mistakes that people make is develope one single, fixed personality about yourself—and if you change it or turn over a new leaf, you are considered as wrong and a disgrace to the society.

I am quite certain that we all have experienced the above in our lives. And the worst part is that this behavior has become a culture in our society and it turns out to be so annoying when you become the victim.

For example if an outstanding person passes with flying colors each year in math, in today’s society, he can never ever again get an average grade because if he does he will be pinpointed and tagged as a person who has shown decline in studies and will become a average student in the eyes of his teachers. And this is unfair as no one is perfect, and everyone can make a mistake, but instead they develope a completely wrong perspective about you.

They don’t try to see behind the mask people usually put on their faces. I am positive this problem is faced my several students all over the world and this needs to be eradicated.

[theinxjnerd]

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

[yeehawmeme]

[theinxjnerd]

Dammit not Oregon too!

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[moved--306389]

What the fuck, English isn’t even my first language and yet I picked up on that. How the fuck. What the fuck.

[exomoon]

Reasoning: It Just Sounds Right

[arkthepieking]

Oooh, don’t like that. Nope, I do not even like that a little bit.  That’s parting the veil and looking at some forbidden fucking knowledge there.

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

How did I even learn this language wtf

[titaniumelemental]

I had to read “brown big cat” like three times before my brain stopped interpreting it as “big brown cat”

[arjan-de-lumens]

I’m kinda reading “brown big cat” as “brown (big cat)”, that is, a “big cat” - like a tiger or lion or other felid of similar size - that happens to be brown. “Big brown cat”, on the other hand, sounds more like a brown cat that’s just a bit bigger than a regular housecat - like a bobcat or a maine coon cat or something like that.

[the-real-seebs]

yeah, a brown big cat is almost certainly a puma. a big brown cat is probably a maine coon.

[whetstonefires]

yeah, if you put the adjectives out of order you wind up implying a compound noun, which is presumably why we have this rule; we stripped out so much inflection over the centuries word order now dictates a huge amount of our grammar

[delphinidin4]

Just looked up why we do this and one of the first lines in this article is, “Adjectives are where the elves of language both cheat and illumine reality.” so I know it’s a good article.

Things this article has taught me:

This same order of adjectives more or less applies to languages around the world.  “It’s possible that these elements of universal grammar clarify our thought in some way,” says Barbara Partee, a professor emeritus of linguistics and philosophy at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst. Yet when the human race tacitly decided that shape words go before color words go before origin words, it left no record of its rationale.

One theory is that the more specific term always falls closer to the noun. But that doesn’t explain everything in adjective order.

Another theory is that as you get closer to the noun, you encounter adjectives that denote more innate properties. In general, nouns pick out the type of thing we’re talking about, and adjectives describe it,” Partee told me. She observes that the modifiers most likely to sit right next to nouns are the ones most inclined to serve as nouns in different contexts: Rubber duck. Stone wall.

Rules are made to be broken. Switching up the order of adjectives allows you to redistribute emphasis. (If you wish to buy the black small purse, not the gray one, for instance, you can communicate your priorities by placing color before size).  Scrambling the order of adjectives also helps authors achieve a sense of spontaneity, of improvising as they go. Wolfe discovers such a rhythm, a feeling-his-way quality, when he discusses his childhood recollection of “brown tired autumn earth” and a “flat moist plug of apple tobacco.”

Brain scans have discovered that your brain has to work harder to read adjectives in the “wrong” order.

TL;DR: No one knows why we do this adjective thing but it’s pretty hardwired in.

[samthefrank]

This is fascinating.

[theinxjnerd]

Holy

[theinxjnerd]

Crossover

I just think it’s so cool that we see posts from all kinds of sites and stuff...like on pinterest there’s a quadrillion tumblr and twitter posts, and here on tumblr we have posts from all kinds of twitter and insta. Every social media site is literally just one giant crossover.

[toastbutteregg]

[theinxjnerd]

What the actual

[anxietyproblem]

Credit: Psych2go

[theinxjnerd]

.....shit.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

[toastbutteregg]

this reminded me of the reason why i bought reusable menstrual pads in the first place

im so happy with my collection

[cerenae]

where did you get them? theyre so cute I love!

[toastbutteregg]

@cerenae i got them here! i recommend 10/10!

[galadriel929-deactivated2020091]

Last period was the first time I didn’t use any non reusable products!

[memenerdlover]

REUSABLE???? THERE’S REUSABLE ONES?????

[gameofyarns]

I love reusable ones! Using them almost a year now!

[xochi-the-mochi]

WHAT!!!!

BROOOO

WHATTT

[canarycontessa]

hop aboard the reusable menses product train y’all! boss up your coochie!! all joking aside though, i’ve saved money, no more cramping or inner thigh rashes from the dioxins and other weird chemicals and (pandemic related) fewer reasons to take impromptu trips out of the house. win-win all around.

[moonlightmarathon]

i bought their trial pack (one of each pad size + pouch) just to see how these pads are like and just a day after using, i bought a starter pack (2 liner, 3 regular,  2 overnight + pouch)

i included a photo below beside my switch for comparison of how big the xl and overnight pads are (i love using both for for nighttime use). daily, i use my regular pads and when working out/post-period, i use the liners.

honestly these are such amazing investments. i cant see myself using commercial pads ever again. they dont stink nor leak and you just have to make sure youre not wearing lace or any flimsy underwear so they’ll stay in place. i totally recommend this!

[mango-pickle]

OMG WHAT THERE ARE REUSABLE ONES????

[moonlightmarathon]

PSA I JUST SAW THEY NOW HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

the amazing part is that it’s 5 LAYERS AND COMES WITH TWO BUTTONS TO SNAP TOGETHER!!

I AM SO IN LOVE!! HERE’S THE LINK IF YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED!!!!

PS! You bleed on the black bamboo fiber part and not on the villagers 😂

[maybeitsfinallytime]

Love these. Game changing. Don’t knock it til you try it.

[thespecialpsycho]

Sharing for people with vaginas who have periods and similar things.

Requesting others reblog to spread word.

If your blog is specific niche, I ask you Like/heart to bump signal slightly.

[tangledloversandfrozenhearts]

I recently ordered from them and I love that the colourful fabrics are water proof. They are worth buying!!

[brokeassbook]

I bought these because of a post I saw about them and did some research. I absolutely love them! I’m probably gonna get more soon cause I only got the trail pack, and am sick being on my period have having to do laundry right that second to have more pads ready. But absolutely 20/10!

[gay-space-project]

i literally stopped having cramps after i started using them

[theinxjnerd]

I bought some of these a bit ago. Forever reblog.

[studentlifeproblems]

[theinxjnerd]

See, I’ve always loved it. When in doubt of an emoji, use it. 🙂