That Was Unexpected

29 They/Them If you want to be able to view just the art I post, just check the "hey look art" or "doodles" tags on my blog.

[eldritch-ego]

Okay, so, I'm following some people coming over from the bird app, so just to clarify for anyone checking this seemingly random account that followed you

Here's a hint: 🐁

[sakana-no-yama]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[asakiyume]

A female and male norther cardinal enjoy a spot of tea. 

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[sashaforthewin]

Small steppy also keeps up your momentum and forms good habits which make the larger steppy not actually intimidatingly large but a few more small steppy than you were already taking

[dozydawn]

[ratsquinks]

lightly toasted

[dumbpuppyfag]

corruption but not in a "sadistic pleasure from shattering someone's deeply held morals" way. more in a "jesus christ please have some fun for once in your life, idiot" way

[wirm-boy]

Princess Tutu episode 1: This duck has been turned into a girl and she’s going to save this cute prince boy!!!

Princess Tutu episode 22: The story itself is a prison and those who play with reality are the most condemnable of all. To claim your own destiny, you must write your own story and fight back against those who seek to control you

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[bat-connoisseur]

The magnificent african forest buffalo:

[bovineblogger]

iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou

[my-dailydreams]

[everythingfox]

trying not to be awkward when making friends

[indagold-orchid]

Holding the boys

[technovillain]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

[littleguysdaily]