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[marwyn]

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

[dizzyisdizzy]

Pink and blue besties

[prettiestboytoy2]

Gender-bent TF2 teams by lullindo

[caterpilleee]

[eldritchcrab]

I tried to make myself cry all day yesterday bc sometimes you just need to let it out you know

You know what did the trick today ? There's an affordable TM Revolution Nendoroid

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[shitboy96]

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

[sedoretu]

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[pangur-and-grim]

hmmmmm I'm trying to investigate where this dog desire is coming from, and I think it's because this year I've had awful mental health. like borderline suicidal at some points. and I think having a little animal that forces me to go on walks outside everyday would be helpful. I mean, it would also be nice if I could just make myself take a walk without an animal pulling a gun on me, but alas!

so I guess the non-animal equivalent of this would be to do some sort of sport or course? hmmm.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm not saying it would fix everything. but it might

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[dragon-in-a-fez]

the headline was funny but the full quote is killing me. why did she phrase it like that.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

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[eldritchcrab]

My legacy will be to show Princess Mononoke to all of the children in the family not bc I want them to be traumatized but the themes this film carries are so important to teach the youngsters, especially with AI and stuff

[eldritchcrab]

Funny thing is. I saw it too early on life and was traumatized by it so when I watch it with kids they are soooo chill about it while I'm with a big sweater, a big plushie, shaking on the ground terrified for some scenes////

[eldritchcrab]

My legacy will be to show Princess Mononoke to all of the children in the family not bc I want them to be traumatized but the themes this film carries are so important to teach the youngsters, especially with AI and stuff

[joomeefemme]

happy friday everyone! 💜

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[wyrmwould-star]

a well written story has no one correct interpretation