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President Donald Trump has been photographed briefly staring directly at the sun during the solar eclipse. An aide then reportedly shouted “don’t look,” telling the president to make sure he was wearing his protective glasses.
FUCK YEAH SOLAR ECLIPSE 2017.
Tbh I wish the moon had stayed where it was and ushered in an age of darkness and blood magic but hey you can’t have it all
Once I was at a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves of plants so I did that and stuck the leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromiliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that’s the story of how I pirated a plant
you wouldnt DOWNLOAD a PLANT
this is the most anticlimactic video i’ve ever seen
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
BITCH U NEVER GOT A PURPLE NURPLE
I’ve been laughing for like twenty minutes at the idea of somebody typing this and thinking “good tweet” and then hitting the post button
Luv those witches and sodomites
someone in the 1600s wrote this tweet
This is especially hilarious because these people rarely know that sodomy means any non-procreative sex, not just gay stuff. Anal, fingering, using any form of birth control, etc.
A blowjob is sodomy.
Using a condom, even if it’s penis-in-vagina between a cis man and cis woman, is sodomizing your partner.
Hell, in more extreme circles, masturbation is sodomy.
I’d be willing to bet the pennies I have left that this very person is a raging sodomite.
Stop telling our witchy sodemite secrets.
But what about actual sodomites? Y’know, people who “[have] arrogance, abundant food and careless ease, but [they do] not help the poor and needy.” -Ezekiel 16:49 ?
Republicans?
I just found the single best tweet of my entire life
I jist thought that your followers might wanna know not to order from this dude. He owns FTMconnect and he scams people and fucks people over and is also a huuge racist. I myself am nonbinary but i know people who have gone to him for supplies and been fucked over n not refunded. And hes pretty shitty.
Spread this!!
Hey so does anyone have any alternatives to trans male prosthetics that they can purchase since the site’s run by such a shitbag?
There’s an online adult store called early to bed that has a section specifically just for ftm gear
http://www.early2bedshop.com/gender-expression.html
not to mention he can’t take criticism and likes to argue back like he’s 5… (taken from the reviews section on his site)
and yeah, he doesn’t like refunds
more of his bullshit
plus I called him out on his shop’s facebook page and not only is he a cis fuckboy just using trans people for money, he threatened one of my friends afterwards
this is his facebook now btw. he goes by ben johnson. he’s been suspended a lot in the past two years but still hasn’t learned
What I Mean When I Say I’m Sex-Positive
I think freedom of sexuality is something that we all need and very few of us have
I think sexual pleasure is a legitimate thing to want and ethically pursue
I do not judge people for the (consensual) sex that they have or want
I will not tolerate slut-shaming
I will not tolerate hatred of people based on gender or orientation (including asexual)
I will not tolerate hatred of sex workers
I believe comprehensive, honest, non-judgmental sex education is necessary for public health and happiness
I think understanding of sexual consent–what it is, why it matters–is sorely lacking in society and crucially important
I reject preconceptions of what kind of sexuality a person should have, whether these preconceptions are based on gender, age, culture, disability, survivor status, or basically anything else
I value people’s individual freedom of choice in determining their sex lives (including the choices not to have sex)
What I Don’t Mean
Everyone should have sex
Everyone should have kinky, non-monogamous, exhibitionistic, pansexual sex
Accepting someone’s sexuality means you have to participate in it, watch them engage in it, or hear about it in detail
Nothing related to sex is ever hurtful for anyone
Feminism should be all about sex
Sex fixes everything
why is concept art always 300% better than the final product especially in western animation
99% of the replies to this are twelve page essays about how time consuming it would be to animate concept art like . buddy. i know. im in film school for animation. u ppl needa know how 2 see a funie joke on the internet and move on without takin it so seriously
aight but have none of those ppl seen The Book of Life bc uh lemme tell you
the concept art and the finalized versions of sets, characters, and scenes in the film look THE SAME. The Book of Life had a lower budget than Frozen too so uh…….. 👀 y’all need to open ya eyes
I’m not fucking kidding about ableism today - or any other day, for that matter.
If your response to Nazis marching in Charlottesville is to say ugly, bigoted things about disabled people, then you are just as bad as those white supremacists. You also need a fucking history lesson about how the Nazis treated disabled people because you are more alike than you think.
The Nazis, Klansmen, and assorted white supremacist fuckwits in Charlottesville are not “mentally unstable”
They are not “mentally ill”
They are entitled.
They are not suffering from a diminished responsibility for their actions - their actions are made with intent and a clear mind.
They are not heedless of the consequences of their actions. They are acting the way they are because they think - correctly - that there will be no consequences.
They are not confused or disorganized in their thinking. They know exactly what they are doing and who they are hurting.
And please let’s not forget that they want disabled, neurodivergent, and chronically ill folks dead.
what language do they speak at the center of the earth
core-ean
THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE
core-ean
when stylists say “youll look bad with your hair short” they dont mean youll look bad they mean you wont look traditionally feminine and therefore youll look bad. its irrelevant how bad or good you actually look.
think about this: most men in western society have short hair. do people ever say to these men, “no your face shape won’t work with this haircut.” no; because every face shape works with short hair.
I think this is very important, because a lot of people think that being an ally is just not saying queerphobic things or defending a queer friend when someone insults or attacks them. To me, being an ally means you’re one all the time. Specially when there’s no queer folk around, because it’s not about proving yourself to the community, it’s about being supportive and doing what’s right, like they did. This asshole showed who he really is behind that smile, and they’re basically like “Well, you ain’t getting money from me, so fuck you and your dumb beliefs”. To me, THIS is how you ally.
Do any other autistic people get that moment where you’re speaking really fast and then suddenly you’re struggling to pronounce the words you’re trying to say?