[eldritchwhorerr]

important information about me:

- my car doesn’t have air conditioning

- i like broccoli

- i will collect degrees for the rest of my life in pursuit of both knowledge and student debt evasion

- harrowhark nonagesimus is my comfort character

- i crave academic validation and video game achievements

[kosmogrl]

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[eldritchwhorerr]

in the mood for a lobotomy

[thebelchers]

[bunniculaxo-deactivated20260714]

I will be a housewife femme for a beefy butch. I will bounce on it crazy style and get pregnant. I will love them for eternity.

Beefy butches 4 life

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[splatterpunkrock]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[podcastwizard]

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

[thewollfgang]

Ao3 Officially Exiting Beta!

They grow up so fast :')

[thewollfgang]

Don't forget to grab your badge!

[caesxr]

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

[somestorythoughts]

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[myhotrodisaflyingsaucer]

“i-is this wuh luh wuh 🥺🥺” no bitch this is DYKE posting. this is a L-L-L-LESBIAN POST *air horn noises*

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

[third-of-prentaway]

Thank god for ibuprofen & phone in bed & warm blankets.