Thick Skin and an Elastic Heart

Ireland based and upward bound.

[jewsquats]

Do ppl giggle during sex??

[lexlifts]

If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[thats-slightly-raven]

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

[justareallyboredfangirl]

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

[bananacreamphi]

#is this really what wearing glasses is like?

Yes

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

@ocdcandy

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

when will my DS stylus return from the war

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

[konorai]

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

[iraffiruse]

[ruinsmami]

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are 7 billion different versions of today

[magemenh]

wow

[cozyboymayes]

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

[sealochs]

fun story I first became obsessed with the harry potter series and hermione in particular in yr 3 of primary school and I decided I wanted to be like hermione in every way so I started reading *lots* and working super hard in school, got a reputation for bookishness and being the smart kid that I kept up into high school and lol here I am graduating in a few weeks from Cambridge all bc I adored this clever bookworm in a children’s book series and absorbed her into my personality as a child like ???

basically long story short female role models in kids media are EVERYTHING

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

[hipster]

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[untexting]

this has me in tears 😂

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[thevampireconnoisseur]

I can’t believe I’ve been alive long enough to see the rise and now fall of Club Penguin