You too can goat-scream into the void!

Artist with Cult of the Lamb brainrot. Asexual/Aromantic with a love of cartoons and all things creepy.

[electricsqueels]

How does Narinder feel about his crazy lamb and the goat

Oh, I've been working on this for awhile...

Concerning Narinder's Thoughts on the Lamb (1/3):

Part (1/3): This is basically when Narinder started falling for his crazy vessel. I've been super busy lately, but there'll be more to follow!

Dialogue

Narinder: "Aym, Baal, leave me."

Narinder (thinking to himself): *Bored...*

Narinder (connects to the Lamb through the red crown): " VESSEL."

Lamb: "Oh? Hi my lord! I didn't know you could-"

Narinder: "NEVERMIND THAT!!!"

Narinder: "What are you doing? Didn't I tell you to use your followers instead of serving them?"

Lamb: "Except... I am using them?"

Narinder: "How so?"

Lamb: "For harvesting faith, and the flock is much more agreeable if their loyalty comes from love instead of fear."

Narinder: "And when they rebel? How can you expect to keep them in line?"

Lamb: "It's like that old saying..."

Narinder: "What saying?"

Lamb: "It goes something like..."

Lamb: "You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

Narinder: "And when they grow tired of honey?"

Lamb: "If it comes to that..."

Lamb: "Do you know what catches more flies than honey? CORPSES"

Narinder: ...

Narinder: "Oh..."

[electricsqueels]

from @cult-of-the-iron-crown

do you think we'll ever see the Lamb and the Goat talk about fashin tastes? Lamb looks so fashionable, and Goat is a chaos gremlin which I adore lmao

The Lamb understands that the right fleece can make or break a crusade, but around the cult they see clothing as an important part of their “godly image.”

The Goat’s just happy to have a snack. Eating pretty things helps fill the void!

The incident in question:

The Lamb and Goat both love fashion… in very different ways… much to Berith’s horror. Poor guy.

He really did try to make them both outfits, but it got tedious trying to replace the ones Goat ate, so he stopped trying.

Dialogue:

Lamb: “Fashion is fun! You can dress up like your favorite god! You can be a cowboy! You can murder a useless piece of flaming garbage whilst wearing the only thing he ever loved…”

Goat: “Fun to dress in, and to eat!”

Lamb: “Sure… good luck getting Berith to make you anything after last time.”

—Flashback—

Lamb: “Wow! Berith’s really outdone himself! Right, Goat?”

Goat: “Yep! These clothes are delicious!”

Lamb: “You mean, ‘tasteful?’”

Goat: “Nope!”

Lamb: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

[stroebe2]

[ane-doodles]

That sign is next to the stone in the cult where the lamb respawn...

[electricsqueels]

Delightful!

[electricsqueels]

Aaaaaaaaaand another crusade is ruined by a SnapCube reference!

Dialogue:

Lamb: *frustrated baaaahhhh* “I miss my husband, Goat… I miss him a lot… I’ll be back.”

*Lamb teleports back to the cult*

Goat: “…WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-“

[electricsqueels]

What a way to end pride month…

Guys, gals, setting-gender-conformity-on-fire pals in the danmei community I just have to ask-

IS THIS REAL?!

I’m scrolling through YouTube trying to find chill beats with which to relax to only to find THIS:

Bingqiu in a BBC News article? Hilarious, but the article itself has me seeing RED IS THIS REAL?! AT LEAST 30 WOMEN ARRESTED FOR DANMEI WFT?!?!?! I knew they were ridiculously strict over there but WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!!!

[mxtxnet]

Happy Pride!

[solrookera]

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

[lottiesnotebook]

This happened to me on Monday! Just to note, they seem to be using the usernames of real AO3/Tumblr users, which is creepy and upsetting, and also a weird way to sow discord in our communities.

[aeonchangeling]

As a fanfic writer, this makes me sick.

[waywardstraysau]

Letting me readers know about this nonsense. Don't bother with engaging if you get something like this, do as the OP says and continue to write.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[dinadinu]

[giglio-nero-e-bianco]

They'll be the prettiest girl in the party

[electricsqueels]

Too true!

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[electricsqueels]

Uhhhhhhh. Yeah probably. I just can’t decide which way would be funnier😂

[electricsqueels]

It’s April 13th and you know what must be done…

Get out Neil so he can bang out the tunes!🥳🎶

Seriously tho, with everything going on I just needed to make something silly. (The Goat is me at parties, just standing there and soaking up vibez)

OG Post:

Yes it’s a screenshot of a tumblr post copied and pasted onto another tumblr post. I’m classy like that.

[electricsqueels]

River Boy’s music has become a daily staple of my life. Words escape me at the thought of his loss. RIP to a musical genius, your music has touched all of us and within it is where we’ll find you.

[electricsqueels]

Oh look, Shamura betrayed Narinder a second time. Classic lol

Dialogue (cuz, ya know, handwriting):

Heket: “The girlies are fighting again...”

Shamura: “I’ll handle this.”

Heket: “Good luck.”

*Shamura appears behind Narinder and the Goat as their boss music plays in the background.*

Shamura: “I’m telling the Lamb.”

Narinder: “SHAMURA NO!!!”

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[how-much-penis]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

total amount of penis: 1

[shadowen]

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

[electricsqueels]

Become ungovernable. Wear umbrella hats.

[whetstonefires]

again, so many cql/mdzs modern AUs set in america and never one in which nie huaisang is like:

so i knew this dude in high school, right, who invented a new kind of nuke and so naturally the government recruited him to work in Defense before he even finished college but then he went rogue about an ethics issue with refugee camps and became the most famous terrorist in living memory and died in a police shootout

and that's the guy i, the Secretary of Education, want to help me kill the President.

[untamedheritageposts]

Untamed Heritage Post

[lebedame-wegelagerin]

[zekedms]

Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie

[electricsqueels]