Corazón de napalm

Singing with friends, doing my watercolours, studying and climbing.

[pristinanomine]

Amanda Root as Anne Elliot in Persuasion (1995)

[billy-crudup]

Before, you were asking about ‘our daughter’. It’s crazy. But… it really got me thinking… what if… you had come with me all those years ago.  You want to know what would have happened? ‘What if?’ We’d wake up everyday… in a tiny apartment… over a failing laundromat.  EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert 

[fagflint]

a pearl / silverflint

[electroniccarcass]

would it be weird to invite the girl i'm dating to watch kajillionaire? is it a weird choice? next week is basically going to be a month since we started seeing each other, but i don't know if/when it's the right time to show someone you're interested in an emotionally charged movie that weirdly resonantes with you a lot?

[fawnilu]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[aidaughter]

i love u concept albums i love u relevant track order i love u recurring motifs in lyrics i love u music as a narrative device

[sleepy-bebby]

[glumshoe]

I think draculas should be vulnerable to all holy symbols, but only if the dracula recognizes it as such.

[glumshoe]

I think if a vampire comes to visit you and sees the funny scroll thing hanging by your door the dracula can say “ha ha what’s that, should I touch it too?” and then when you explain to him what a mezuzah is suddenly his hand catches fire

also if you teach him about Pastafarianisn he gets really nervous around spaghetti and meatballs

[therealjaesepticeye]

Wouldn’t there be garlic in spaghetti anyway?

[glumshoe]

Only good spaghetti.

I think vampires have to be bound to rules that are inherently ridiculous. If a vampire knows that a symbol is considered holy, they are automatically repelled by it—but if they learn more about it and discover that the symbol has no traditional properties of protecting against evil or negativity or bad luck or malicious spirits, then it again becomes harmless to them.

Which is why, if you hope to injure a dracula with holy water, you need to inform them that it’s holy water—or at least heavily imply it.

Potentially you can lie and injure them through the pure power of talented bullshitting, but a dracula has minor psychic abilities and may be able to sense lies.

[glumshoe]

Nope. The dracula’s personal religious beliefs are irrelevant. An atheist dracula may not believe in a god, but the fact that other people do forces them to recognize and respect that belief by catching fire when confronted with holy symbols. It’s not so much a supernatural power affecting the dracula via the symbol as it is the vampire’s anxiety about making social faux pas magically attacking them. Vampires are deeply afraid of being problematic.

[shittyreblogger-deactivated2022]

“VAMPIRES ARE DEEPLY AFRAID OF BEING PROBLEMATIC”? THEY SUCK BLOOD. FROM LIVING, UNCONSENTING HUMANS.

[glumshoe]

Yes, and?

Nobody’s perfect—killing and eating people is one thing, but being a bigot is something else entirely.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

in honor of our approaching anniversary, my boyfriend saw fit to reflect on one of my more romantic moments

anyway this was the text

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[bigjinx]

love may haunt the body.

[taqrir]

[ID: a digital painting in mostly green shades. Two silhouettes in white are seated on a dark green couch, one of them with their legs in the other’s lap. Their faces are pressed close together. There are potted plants around and behind the couch. End ID.]

[electroniccarcass]

How do people make displays of affection????? How do they receive them?????

[ampervadasz]

[dinkywinks]

you’re laughing. he’s failing his acrobatics check and you’re laughing

[radiofreederry]

[girlfromenglishclass]

Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.

[beardedmrbean]

[thesaddestlittlemeowmeow-deacti]

I am right about things you have never even heard of.