be gay, play god, do science

Vita/25/like that™️

[persephone39999]

[hollow-head]

Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle

Laios and fair food

2. Taako cooking for real

3. Encounters with plants

(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)

bonus

[trx34ksh]

This is the best crossover episode omg

[solely-ashes]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[fakecrfan]

[orangechickenpillow]

Bg3 (villains) as unhinged posts 15/?

Part 14

[anistarrose]

a thing to love about merle highchurch is that his existence is constantly inciting strange undead men to violence. amnesiac barry shit-talks him and makes him stab himself with a fork. kravitz impersonates his god for attempted murder (and successful arm-removal) purposes. but merle doesn't hold it against either of them. he just accepts that it's a quirky little effect that he has.

[iirulancorrino]

This feels indescribably bad in a different way from 2016, less panic and just a dull sense of unbelief. For all my election anxiety, in my heart of hearts I really and truly did not think he could win again, and of course now I feel like a fucking idiot. I’m not really sure what we could have done to effectively counter this much of a rightward shift but I think we need to take a hard look at the state of the electorate instead of being in denial about how right-wing this country is.

[kaelio]

Unfortunately I did expect this outcome but it's just because we kept doing good things the last four years and people simply didn't like that

[secretlykogane]

based on real events for the past 5 years

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[rohirric-hunter]

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

[matthewpond]

They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

[matthewpond]

You cant fucking do this to me

[master-of-strings]

NEW SCHISM NEW SCHISM

[weirdness-is-good]

[whunt]

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

[jacob-the-gun]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[lyinginthesnow]

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

[catinfroghat]

Saturn Devouring His Son enjoyers rise

[depsidase]

[edwardskhakipants]

I love Edward Cullen. He's not vampire-y enough for the vampire fans. He's not human enough for the slice of life fans. He's just some guy acting on weird impulses and drinking some deer blood when it's convenient for the plot. Love him.

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

[lu-sn]

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

[freenarnian]

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[unusualshrimp]

cecilsweep has me feeling downright patriotic i didnt care AT ALL about the previous polls on here or twitter but. seeing the disrespectful people say "who the fuck is cecil he's nobody" had me ready to throw HANDS cecil gershwin palmer was out here slaying and being canonically gay at a time queerbaiting was the only ""representation"" on any of the tumblr popular shows and u have the GALL to come here and say he doesn't matter. hes everything to this website and hes behind 90% of all quirky funnyman text posts know your roots come on

[submissive-dumbass]

Do people remember nightblogging??? When you’d say something weird as fuck and the post would get reblogged with “and now, the weather”??? That was CECIL BABEY. Remember your HISTORY

[ruby-white-rabbit]

AND NOW THE WEATHER