[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[dogpuppy]

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[serializedcomics]

Daredevil: Born Again The Southern Cross | 2.08

[exile0nmainline]

Finally done!!! Idk wtf I ate to color like this

[stellarskyes]

[bastam]

There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.

[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]

[vamplire]

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

she’s just like me fr

[umarell]

[kosmogrl]

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[hungwy]

A pizza might save you. A burger might save you. We're not sure any more. We haven't known for a long time

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[64mpg]

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012