[wha-shitpost]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[mr-jaybird]

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[kosmogrl]

[targetedknowledge]

[nintendo-wheee]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Situations when it's appropriate to say "I'm always saying this":

1. When you are always saying this (factually correct)

2. When this is actually the opposite of what you're always saying (it's satire)

3. When you have never said this before in your life (how would they know!!)

4. When no one else in the world has ever said this and everyone knows that (very funny)

5. When no actual coherent words are being said (maybe I'm always saying this, like, emotionally)

[suigintou]

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

[mf-dude]

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[depsidase]

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville