the chronicles of elfslutweed VII

obsessed with fashion. smoking that shit that makes your ears pointy and fuckable. rosemary // she/it \\ 67

[elfslutweed]

I've been meaning to make a pinned post for a little bit but maybe now is the time since I keep getting new followers for commenting on other people's funny posts (second time in a week)

hi I'm rosemary

I'm a transbian artist but I rarely post my art here. however I have largely good taste in posts and generally keep things tagged. here are the ones most relevant to my interests:

#elfposting, #fashion, #mechs, #knights, #maids, #bestiary, #characters, #digimon, #digital world, #art, #places, #stories

#face is my face tag

don't reblog my read mores!

hope you stick around ^^ girls feel free to DM me

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[molegato]

Bringing this one up again in case anyone missed out on B3th the very tall goth robot lady. I need add more of her to the game 👀

[molegato]

“It appears there’s been a small surge in wishlists right after the post featuring my likeness. I begrudgingly thank you for the support.”

- B3th

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

if my trans guy friend ever pisses me off im telling him charlie day died

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[princessdraconic]

let's say that you're monogamously dating a tsundere. and to save another girls life you have to cheat on the tsundere. would you do it

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

can i just do the one where i kill people with a trolley instead

[princessdraconic]

no also both girls in question are murder and or suicide risks

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

[said while retching and fighting through tears and nausea] w-well it's... n-not like she likes me or anything,,,,,

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[brbgensokyo]

this is how it looks to get the thigh nasty from an elf that hasnt showered in a week

[brbgensokyo]

Elf thigh got me busting so loud people think theres a gnoll camp in this forest

[kushblazer666]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[brucebocchi]

[deceased-bunny]

Little blurry stars scattered all across my room

[deceased-bunny]

Mah digital footprint looks like this

[deceased-bunny]

Subterranean Loner

[werewolfetone]

My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

[werewolfetone]

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

[deceased-bunny]

Freaks

[fullyarmoredbattlesturgeon]