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The U.S. in a gif series.

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Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

midgardqueen

Sorry but i sometimes think to myself are people in usa sane?

nikkoliferous

Debatable. We’re certainly well-propagandized.

sokerikeiju

I CANT BREATHE OMG

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Climate change is like someone comes up to you and tells you your super strict aunt is visiting, but your house has seen 3 parties over the weekend and is a mess. You’re not quite sure if the person is serious or not, some people say ‘QUICK! We need to tidy the house NOW! She’ll be here in an HOUR!’ and other people say ‘Your aunt isn’t visiting, it’s all a huge lie, and besides, the house is still habitable!’

Sure, you can work around the pizza trodden into the carpet, maybe lay a rug over the teenager vomit, wear shoes so the spilled beer doesn’t soak into your socks.

But if you spend a little time and effort cleaning the house, even if your aunt isn’t coming, you still have a lovely clean house! If you keep measures in place to keep it clean, no more wild parties, a few storage baskets, invest in a roomba, it’ll stay clean for when your children live there too.

And if your aunt is actually coming, and you DON’T clean the house, you’re totally and utterly and without question, fucked.

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By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming

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Starlight Brigade - TWRP ft. Dan Avidan (2019) [MUSIC VIDEO]

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Star Wars + text messages, featuring Rose and Rey

fiddleabout

#one of my gleeful fave headcanons about rey is that she has 100% had to hide a body at some point#and has killed multiple people on jakku#purely as a matter-of-fact part of survival#like if someone comes at you they’re not holding back so to survive you HAVE to be last man standing every time that happens#like sure she’s a ray of sunshine but also: her Feral reading is off the charts#off. the. charts.#she’ll kick your ass she’ll kick teedo’s ass she’ll kick her own ass she’s 100% ready#to murder at the merest hint of self-defence at all times#so when poe dispatches a stormtrooper scout someplace and is like ‘quick we should hide him in the sand’#so they dont get caught or draw attention#and she’s just like ‘actually dry sand will keep a body pretty stable so if you wanna get rid of it-#-you need to find something to eat the remains’#and poe rose and finn are like ‘……….what’#and she’s like ‘what’

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windwardstar

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

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I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

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Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

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Everyone is talking about Tom Hardy’s regret face, but no one is talking about Riz Ahmed’s “you’re absolutely right” face.

ro-zden

When you let out one of your Indoor Thoughts and your best friends agrees

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ruelukas22

The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit.

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hangtimemillionaire

unrestrained summer fun

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clarknokent

Exactly how i feel

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Wholesome

valtsv

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

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these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it

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things pirates of the caribbean got right:

1. will and elizabeth’s love story

2. elizabeth becoming pirate king

3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women

4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme

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5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and it’s not Pirates’ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.

6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabeth’s lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldn’t be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldn’t tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). It’s one of the most accurate corseting scenes I’ve ever seen.

7. Will’s hat.

8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, that’s fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.

9. There’s this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. It’s a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Will’s storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.

10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.

11. And let’s not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.

12. The governor’s death scene. Holy shit.

13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didn’t. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and that’s that.

14. You’ve got to admit that wedding was unique.

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15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom we’re still enjoying today.

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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”