Mamma Mia! Stan First, Woman Second

elizabeth | 23 | she/her | intentionally tacky

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[nuka-rockit]

[only-tiktoks]

[henstomper]

baseball commentary is awesome its like

"i don't understand what people mean when they talk about a constant state of the self. come on, we're always shifting like water."

"that's true, but our experiences stay with us for our entire lives as there's a fly ball to left field and it's caught by Pollock at the warning track, the person we are is built upon what we learnt as the person we used to be, you know?"

"of course, we are always shaping what we will become in the future. Castillo dots the corner for a called strike."

"man that hot dog guy's really killing it."

"i can hear him from all the over here. he's making me hungry. do you like relish on your hot dog?"

[reflectionsofacreator]

I'm being very brave today

[screamingbingusthecromulentone]

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[grimeclown]

cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[macarbe]

[creature-phases]

Every time I see this video I fear for the creator’s mental health

[prettyuglybfore]

romantising washington as a twin peaks fan the way anime fans romanticise japan

[ghostrockband]

i want to study at the university of washington

i will call university way the ave and ride the link light rail. i would watch Twin Peaks on Paramount+ all night while drinking two cups of good, hot, black coffee with my toxic polycule. i'll have fish and chips every day that's worth 17 dollars. i would go to diners every night. i am also more likely to meet stoners, Will Toledo, Macklemore and Dale Cooper.

i wish i was from washington :(

[toskarin]

the oedipal task of doing the dishes

[toskarin]

SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

really the meaning of life is when a singer stops singing and the crowd knows every single word

[dimmadoome]

Favorite mostly forgotten early 2000s (or older) book series?

Leven Thumps

Deltora Quest

Leviathan

Keys To the Kingdom

Maximum Ride

The Five Ancestors

Inkheart

Uglies

Gregor the Overlander

Cirque Du Freak

Circle of Magic

Other/put in tags/reply with it

Voting ended onAug 22, 2023

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tipsy girl at the club is a kind of paladin

[oneheadtoanother]

[bonersniper]

Sounds interchangeable to me

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

never not thinking about Poison Jr

[damazcuz]

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

[love-is-pain-highness]

[lizzibennet]

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

[counterpunches]

#signor bene D I C K

[mybisexualwife]

Your monthly reminder that you can watch this version for free right here (the original link is now behind a paywall, this will link to an internet archive page)