I’ve been here how long??

24. ~ I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

[alleycatboy]

rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

[alleycatboy]

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

[alleycatboy]

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

[angelnumber27]

[kameratar]

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[jpnostalgia]

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

[carolxdanvers]

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

[scottandhiskind]

I remember one tumblr post that went around ages ago that suggested thinking of gender less like this

and more like this.

Which honestly helped me understand this concept more than anything else when I first started to explore ideas of gender and sexuality

[indigo-brainspark]

Also also!!! There’s a saturation setting too!!!

So you can have much much gender, or varying amounts of gender, or no gender at all!!

[pickledbaklava]

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[earhartsease]

Elon Musk Has Officially Lost $69 Billion This Year

The net worth of Tesla CEO Elon Musk has fallen by staggering amounts —  just over $69 billion year to date, according to Bloomberg's Billio

nice

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

nice

[kineticpenguin]

Nice

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Nice

[aluminumapples]

nice

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[themythicalcodfish]

that’s the spirit

[traceytonight]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[pissvortex]

how many stories do we need to see about cops being too scared to engage an active shooter when they are otherwise trigger happy blowing the heads off of peoples’ corgis point blank range because it got a little too yappy before we realize cops in this country cannot be trusted to carry firearms on them at all times

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[molabuddy]

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

[youdonot-know]

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[thedragonoftelevision]

I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

[vote-for-eggman]

[vote-for-eggman]

Twitter redeems itself today for dragging tf out of Elon Musk

[welovegamingz]

The future of gaming is here..

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

[one-time-i-dreamt]

animal petting

[dorfs]

[sudra]

[sudra]

to be fucking honest.