My Vast Fields of Ordinary

something like honey 🍯 • foodie • film and tv buff • gemini • champion for women 🖤

[galakticbabe]

Millenials are a bunch of bdsm loving whores

[whotfismooseagain]

[boobasprite]

[arielhart]

Lisa Frank Tarot Cards 

[horsegirlkj]

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

[vonlaflame-deactivated20190221]

S/O to the people who used to watch 👀 porn on HBO when their mom was asleep😴on mute 🔇 with cartoon network on “last” 😂✌

[briannatheloner]

You can be anything. Representation Matters

[angel-cine]

Mississippi Masala (1991)

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@ non black poc

[princesspoller]

@ NON BLACK POC

[homefixin2shavemister]

Bloop

[thoughtsof-r]

lol so i was in a relationship for almost 6 months right? it was my first relationship. but by the last week of our relationship, i already knew we were going to break up, he loved to drag big decisions out before bad news. so i was just over it. when we officially broke up, i went out the next day with this guy i met at the gym. we met up, went to the movies, we kissed. i went back home and we didn’t do anything after that.

i’m debating with my friends and they’re saying that’s cheating. but the relationship was over, how was i in the wrong? lol

[mxke-y0u-mxne]

But you said it happened the next day,how’s that cheating lol?

[thoughtsof-r]

their reasoning is that

1. he may have wanted to get back in a relationship. i had to give it at least a week

2. the gym guy was always hinting that he liked me so i proved to my ex that i could cheat

lol like what??

[mxke-y0u-mxne]

Lmaooo ohhh, but with the gym guy I don’t think it’s proving that you could cheat it was you finding him attractive and there’s nothing wrong with 💀😂 ohh well just do you

[thoughtsof-r]

lol yeah like i was loyal the whole relationship, but the moment i do this, i’m a cheated? skrrrtt. i feel like they’re trying to do that because we were talking about cheating and they all cheated and i didn’t. but it’s whatever. i shall do i.

[elle-elle-jay]

No you’re good boo! The relationship was O V E R! done. Broken off. Finished.

So that means you are Free and ready to FLORISH!

Go be great! 💜

[hellenicdreaming]

Bigbang is my everything ❤❤

All the new groups I discover I still feel like big bang have my heart. I think they will forever be my favourite. They are to important for me to let go of or have them as anything other than my favourite! They are my whole world 🌎

I am a VIP until whenever ✌

They have taught me so much in life 🗻

[nerd-nugget]

dear future partner

we gonna fuck a lot love ya

[mrmrmister-deactivated20150810]

Hello, police? I just witnessed a murder.

[illbegotdamn]

SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 9 1 1 

[fieldhandblues]

Reblogging again, purely for the reformat and A+++ gif usage.

[thesoftghetto]

he brought that on himself….

[crownmequeenv]

😂😂😂

[traces0fmylipstick]

Lmfaooooo 

[jameshardenjrr]

😂😂

[drizzybethename]

I’m weak 😭😭😭😭

[darrinjones]

THAT IS A FAKE ACCOUNT. That’s my friend Pryce😅

[htih]

Damn

[pocblog]

[soundtrack0fmylife]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[rannellstan]

pls

[rannellstan]

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

[desiring-for-dainty]

~*

[butterflycupcake]

*shrugs* it’s worth a try, I guess

[give-me-collarbones]

Fuck it *reblogs*

[thisbodybleedsflowers]

Giving it a try again!

[rozenightfall]

we could really use this

[salty-shenanigans]

Here I go -reblobs-

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GO FOR IT!

[marywashington]

I wish i get a job🙏🏾

[rachelstewartjewelry]

I wish for a car.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

“You not getting dick with that attitude”

First of all, I got a vibrator that last longer than you

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[jcitricpache-deactivated2020072]

[teratocybernetics]

What

[omega-god]

Well ok then

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[omega-god]

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