Did I think that out loud?

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[dean-ness]

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[furo-contra-machina]

Am reading PHM after seeing and loving the film and I'm realizing that it is an academic's fantasy of getting kidnapped into your dream job with, oh no, all the resources and funding and exciting important space adventures! It's like fifty shades for asexual researchers

[beleester]

>#forceSTEM

Can't leave that in the tags.

[catchymemes]

[sashaforthewin]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[ilid]

Gosh I'm still thinking about Project Hail Mary, I think I just realized part of what makes it all so human and special, it's how SCRAPY Grace is! He doesn't have any training, he doesn't know what half of the buttons do, but the most important part is that he doesn't treat any of it with the restraint you would expect from the situation.

He's reckless with the machinery and doesn't think twice before tearing it appart to fit his needs, he modifies the space so he can traverse it better, he calls the ship "Mary" even it doesn't have any artificial intelligence of any kind, and all of it is key to the feeling of the movie.

This is why the scene with Carl at the beginning is so important!

Project Hail Mary is NOT a SCIENTIFIC MISSION, it's a SCHOOL PROJECT!!! The kind of project where you and your buddy go to home depot and build a shitty model using wooden sheets, cardboard and duct tape!!

THIS is the essence of the movie to me. It's not a esterilized, by the books procedure, no line of command or authority, no orders to be followed or ignored. It's just two people trying their best to save their worlds.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is why the scene

with Carl at the beginning

is so important!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[orchisailsa]

Heated Rivalry + Text Posts: Assorted Ilyas

[dreamingnemleria]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[thena0315]

"Every Brilliant Thing" Opening Night at Hudson Theatre on June 2, 2026

Hugh Dancy

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[madnessofmen]

idk why but this is very amusing to me. got bored with the small and nearby, looking for the large and very far away now.

[sunflowersosa]

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

[sunflowersosa]

I'm glad you all like the Nigeria Pride post!

Originally, I went in worried the opposite would happen. Growing up, I've been taught that Nigeria, the country, is homophobic. (I was born in America.) But over time, I learned that there's tons of other queer Nigerians; some are out, and some are in the closet 😭.

I'm also not used to this much attention, lol

Thank you all!

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news