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My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

weaver-z

Some more stellar comments from the jesters at r/whatsthisplant

jurassicsunsets

why do small birds hop around?

wouldn’t you, if you were a small bird?

Tj ZB

socialistexan

rottingfacade

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This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis

when i pass people on the duolingo leaderboards i hope they know i'm doing it with gleeful malice in my heart. i'm not doing it on accident and i'm not thinking haha yay i'm thinking everybody get fucked this is call of duty to me

motherfucker-unlimited

chickenstab

happy new bears!!

chickenstab

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

prospitdreamer-blog

whattheplot

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

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Click on a picture for higher quality! Tumblr compresses pictures so they might look a bit blurry!

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What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

https://creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot

johnnyishereforever

omg they actually did it!!

cyhyryth-deactivated20210905

guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos

folklorefairyqueen

YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth

moonfireroulette

this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂

whattheplot

UPDATE: Friday 27, March, 2020

It’s a real game now! The manufacturer sent us 5 copies! The quality is amazing! Thank you all for making this game a reality! The games are currently being shipped from Poland to a fulfillment center in the US and the Czech Republic. If you preordered the game, you can expect to have it in your hands at the end of April (so far, the pandemic has not been impeding our schedule).

The print quality of the cards is superb. The photos don’t do it justice! The text is a bit blurry in the pictures, but it’s crystal clear!

If you want to get notified when the next pre-order round drops - click here!

golemgold

This actually looks so good! I will definitely be getting this!

justamemeyboy

@whattheplot are you ever gunna bring this back?

whattheplot

What The Plot?!™ is now available in our online store!

Get it here

simplysolo

finally ordered mine!! can’t wait to get my hands on it :>

candlesandink

i want this so bad.

bixisarusher

I have it - it’s fun! 10/10 would recommend.

dyannehs

I own it! Super fun, 5 stars. Buy it today!

rheevalka

@hufflepuffhuggles I WANT IT

pansexualcupcake-deactivated202

I can see why! I mean…this sounds like the most entertaining chaos i can imagine!

misscrawfords

I spontaneously just ordered this wtf

buzz-buzz-bish

@music2muse @alegitamentblogiswear I bought this for us! We have to play!

imawitchybitch

I’ve reblogged this like seven times already, but I got mine late last year and oh! My! God! It’s so wonderful; my friends and I love to get drunk/hug and play. The creative opportunities are endless

pandas-cant-fly-ks

I also got this game!! It’s super good!! Definitely recommend :)

shippingallthetime

I am definitely gonna get this!!!

terminallycagey

Bought it because it looked like a fun party game, and oh man was it ever, even if you’re a little nervous. 10 Stars!!!!!

micistired

i need this now

ginathethundergoddess

I Kickstarted this game and let me tell you it is a riot to play!

maybethings

There’s a collection of stolen Dragon Age art being sold as NFTs, please alert any artists you know so they can take action

gardeningwithpina

My mentor: I wanna do a wall garden, because it doesnt take up too much space

Me, already vibrating from the dopamine and adrenaline: Let's talk about espaliers

gardeningwithpina

okay, so espaliers are beyond sexy, they are so unbelievably productive

The basics are just... pruning growing trees so they are more 2 dimensional, usually placed against walls. It takes a few years to form/ raise, but they are much easier to maintain than free growing trees in the long run.

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Not only is it more accessible, easier to harvest fruit, but the design has a double purpose; the walls hold and release heat that can keep warm-weathered plants alive during Northen winters!

We are being told to eat local and seasonal food, either because other crops have been tranported over long distances, or because they are g

There are people who use this method to grow avocado, fig, etc trees outdoors without electricity in -20C weather.

A similar technique to espalier can be used to grow furniture without killing the tree!

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itsforexposure

it’s never too early to teach children about the devaluation of labor!

(from an American Girls book)

art-dweeb

Babie’s first entitled commissioner

feministfront

As a fiber artist, it BREAKS MY HEART when creators post in one of the fiber art Facebook groups I’m in that “I made this, I’m charging X, is that too much?” and the picture will be a stunning queen size afghan and the price they’re worried is too high is 50$. i just want to shout “PRICE OF MATERIALS + TIME IT TOOK TO MAKE @ MINIMUM WAGE” at the minimum.

people undervalue art so drastically that artists end up undervaluing their hard work.

galvanizedfriend

leatherleaves

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

karis-the-fangirl

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.