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in the infinity of universes, there's a universe out there just for them đ
Johnlock actually IS canon in Sherlock & co, but Sherlock has forbidden John from announcing it bc âif the listeners canât deduce it themselves then they shouldnât be listening to the podcastâ
Y'know what? You're so right
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
Itâs called a buntâŠ. Not weed cigarette⊠And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They donât look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Iâm so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iâm so mad.
Your âweed smoking girlfriendâ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpâŠ. Donât ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donât wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGÂ
Well that escalated quicklyâŠâŠ
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenât worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iâm yelling so loud and now Iâm crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canât take anymore. Iâm opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that âI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSâ, âTHEY ALL KISS MEâ, and âTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRâ.
and letâs not forget the âBlaizâ and her âwicked tatâ, or that he doesnât âwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againâ, and that this is âthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGâ.
âthe goo pile that is now your bodyâ
iâm dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itâll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot⊠*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omgÂ
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iâm clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heâs muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iâm still  at the bar. You look to the exit, thereâs still time. But thereâs not, thereâs not, thereâs not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenât shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iâm missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itâs like that only instead of boots itâs my muscles and instead of walking itâs punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family⊠Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing⊠no playing you fuck. No playing⊠it was real.. the realest thing Iâve ever know.. felt⊠Love. I loved them⊠BlaizâŠ. Chas-Chas⊠Funk⊠I loved all three of em⊠but theyâŠ*My face is wet with tears and Iâm blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me⊠left⊠*Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. âPft, you brought this upon yourself dude.â He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me⊠* I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
*dies and goes to heaved*
oh look, my weed smoking GF!!!! (and bill cipherđđ)
POV: The robotics and engineering professors started wearing necklaces with the otherâs initials on it. Which could mean nothing!
YOURE COOKING WITH THAT JAYCE DESIGN ITS SO GOOD
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Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.
Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
old man viktor (if he didnât go through the horrors)
beardless version under the cut + jayce version here
okay old victor is just Jonathan sims good to know
Martha Wayne always called the people she loved âMy Dearâ and things along this line. Bruce grew up hearing his mother say it to his father and Alfred all the time. And Martha almost never called him Bruce with the amount of cutesy pet names she called him, but my dear has always had a special place in his heart. Itâs what connected all of them together
So whoever any of his kids gets sick, hurt, or is vulnerable heâll use it in order to silently say that he loves them very deeply. Itâs like when Bruce calls them sweetheart, which is the best thing ever to exist.
âMy dear, you must finish all your medicine.â
âYes my dear, I know youâre cold but you canât have that many blankets.â
âDo you need more tissues my dear? Itâs seems as though youâre running out.â
âHang on sweetheart, Alfred has made you some soup in order to get better. You want me to feed you? Of course my dear.â
âLet me check your stitches my dear.â
âYou did a wonderful job my dear, do not beat yourself up.â
my 2025 resolution is to read the hunger games books
i only got through the first one but now that im medicated i can FOCUS on BOOKS again and i WANT to READ should i keep you gamers updated as i read?
THEYRE SO GOOD SUZZANE COLLINS HAS MY HEART THE WAY SHE WRITES PEOPLES THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS IS EVERYING I ESP LIKE ONE SCENE WHERE SHE WRITES KATNISS DISSOCIATING IN THE ERD PART IT FELT SO INCREDIBLY REAL
Whenever his kids are being little shits, more so than usual, Bruce will definitely go on social media and make problems
The public loves the batboys but Bruce Wayne will always be their #1
They rally around him immediately and in 2.5 seconds all the batboys being canceled is trending on Twitter
Bruce enjoys it a lot but shuts down any posts that are genuinely offensive, racist, or suggest that Bruce shouldâve never adopted them
But other than that, he loves seeing his kids annoyed faces when people online are telling them to be nice to their Dad.
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Bruce: *posts a video to Twitter. Heâs sniffling and teary eyed with a wobbly smile on his face, obviously trying not to break down and cry* Hey Twitter⊠d-does anyone know how to make your kids n-nicer to you *sob* n-nothing happened⊠I just⊠never mind Iâm sorry about this. T-theyâll be mad at me if they find out. I donât want them mad again *phone falls onto the bed and muffled sobbing is heard before the video abruptly ends with the sound of the the batboys busting in and yelling at Bruce*
Dick: Bruce! I lost over 10 thousand followers! What did you do!?
Bruce: *wiping his tears away with a stoic face* What do you mean Chum? I havenât done anything
Tim: *screech from the ether* BRUCE! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Bruce: Youâre all so mean to me *surpressing a grin*
Jason: This is exactly why I deleted my account
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This happens like twice a year. Sometimes more if theyâve really been pissing him off.
On the downside, all of his kids refuse to go to any Gala with him, so heâs gotta suffer alone. They refuse to be in front of the media until it all dies down
Bruce makes them some brownies and allows them to pick their patrol route for the next week for forgiveness
the dad that stepped up fr
STOOOOP THIS IS SO GOOD WHYYYY
Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)
I want you all to keep this in mind!
My to do list, new years resolution and agenda this month
why is he so sassy here
Batman: Shaman #4
he's channeling his inner dick grayson
young sevika for no reason
What patriarchy does to masculinity and femininity is the equivalent of what humanity did to those dogs with the faces so flat they can't breathe: it contorts them both over long periods of time to fit a standard it invented while causing indescribable amounts of pain and suffering.
im not Made for the cold but im Also not made for the warmth. i dont think i Was made
I was made with the desire to become a pure ball of energy, without a physical form, otherwise known as ew body feels things why
Ok, so, hermit archives! It was probably its biggest in 2022-ish and was actually how i got into tma lol. @chrisrin is the one who I think originated the AU and has drawn a lot of the major art; various people have played with and built on the concept since. The main/most popular fic for it is the From the Archives series by @sixteenth-days (which also has a podfic that got completed earlier this month), but there are also several others
WAIT THIS IS AMAZING YOU HAVE ACTUALLY CHANGED MY LIFE I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE SKXHSKDJKSHDKS THANK YOU SO MUCH