Elven Nobility

Cat, 26, she/they, Ace. This is where I post my art, among lots of other stuff.

[meow-moment]

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

[nirruti]

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

"kamala harris doesn't even have any kids, she can't lead the country" i'm sorry is this fucking warrior cats

[tommyssupercoolblog]

SHE HAS TO FIRST TRAIN AN APPRENTICE AND SHE HAS TO RECEIVE HER LIVES FROM STARCLAN

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

*donald trump voice* now listen to this one folks. kamalaheart hasn't even mentored an apprentice. can you believe that? she was made deputy of americaclan and she hasn't even mentored an apprentice. you can't do that. and you know why? because that breaks the warrior code. joewhisker is breaking the warrior code

[tearlessrain]

(his toupee is a leucistic squirrel he found somewhere)

[papillenjolras]

Is the implication here that he calls him Joewhisker because he refuses to accept that he's the leader Joestar 😂

Are there right wing weirdo cats running around insisting that he's still Donaldstar and that Starclan is rigged

[stars-bean]

“The time of hot chocolaty mornings and toasty marshmallow evenings.”

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[beardedmrbean]

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

[thefloatingstone]

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[lastoneout]

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

[elvennobility]

I'm impressed that it includes the radioactive spiders in what used to be colorodo

[elvennobility]

You know that feeling where you want to just drop everything, move to the other side of the country, and start fresh. But then you realize that would be a lot of work, so you just continue on the way it's always been.

Yeah.

[prometheus-adam]

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Gonna wear these together

[foone]

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

[turing-tested]

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

[actuallyvady]

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

[cobblepottery]

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I find I do better at this game when I can relax and liturgical music helps a lot with that, which does I guess look a little goofy if you look at it this way but the more important thing is that it works

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

wiggly <333333333333

[elvennobility]

Hey, uh Boxlunch? What made you think this was okay?

[margflower]