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TRIP REPORT. Dosage: .25L hot chocolate, 15g marshmallows. t-5m: began heating water, feeling anticipation. t2m: extremely cozy throughout whole body.

foxhardt

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

maykitz

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

caucasianbuttslut

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

dionrevel

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

felixer-of-life

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

redstonedust

i hate ai generated photos but especially of things that we already have hundreds of actual photos of. why would you need ai generated images of the eiffel tower people have been taking pictures of the eiffel tower since its construction. you have unlimited eiffel tower photos already. why are you making fake ones. for what purpose.

loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

plantanarchy

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

nihilistwife

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

plantanarchy

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

nihilistwife

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

twinkhole-destroyer

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

note-a-bear

Employers when you try to use your pto

foone

a team taking apart a downed angel like you're the CIA reverse engineering a stolen soviet MiG-15

flork-of-cows-official

flork won’t be at offkai this year but here’s his idea for next year.

foone

now that I'm a woman, I can't be having any men I was attracted to before be counted as "heterosexual" attraction. That was gay attraction and it should remain gay.

They're simply all going to have to transition too.

foone

Also the kid I knew with my deadname: I wasn't attracted to him (thank god, he was a bully) but she's gotta transition too. I don't make the rules

foone

BTW I mean the men I knew personally. A couple students at the uni I went to, my redacted childhood friend, the cute boy from boardgames club...

Not men off my Exceptions List. Vincent Price is already dead, and I don't think there's any point in Andrew Bird & Tim Curry transitioning for my sake.

foone

You know how Mormons do "baptism for the dead", where they try to save the souls of dead people? I'm gonna make a religion (I'm already a Pope, I'm ahead of the game!) that does the same but for transitioning.

Transitioning of the dead. Vincent Price is a woman now.

falseknees

moveslikekeithrichards

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

ministarfruit

I love this text post so I drew it

prokopetz

Dungeon crawling game set in a domain where the law of the land states that all hoards, troves, sacred relics, cursed rings, talking swords, and other unclaimed treasures are the property of the Crown, with the retrieving party being entitled only to a modest finder's fee, and also it uses XP-for-gold advancement specifically pinned to the percentage of retrieved articles' value the character in question is able to legally claim; much of play thus consists of fabricating legitimate-seeming provenances for retrieved treasures in order to obscure the fact that they were pried out of a dungeon and thereby defraud the King.

prokopetz

(No, this is not "yet another tax fraud premise". Circumventing state ownership of unclaimed hoards is a different thing – more forgery and less math, for one!)