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[koumouby]

"Wounds can heal...

...But how do you make scars disappear?"

[elzombie-chido]

[mistynwindy]

More Ga'hoole villain posting- here's Jatt and Jutt

[mistynwindy]

Posting evil Aunt Finny in 2026 (plus wittle baby Soren)

[enriquemzn262]

So hey, I’m in a bit of a pickle: After burning through everything we have earned, we finally secured a crib, a stroller with a car seat, paint for the new baby room, new curtains that include blackout ones, more clothes, sheets for the new crib, baby pajamas, some things for a first-aid kit, and even a breast pump.

Plus, I got fucking fined last week, and that shit alone was way too expensive.

Basically we went a bit mad and were left with just 20 bucks to our name, next payment comes at the beginning of July, and now we were left short for our usual expenses like food and the nausea medicine my girl takes, so:

Pay Enrique Alfonso Manzano Romero using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/EnriqueManzanoRomero and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worrie

If you can send us anything, please do so! Its only to hold on for a week, where we now know that next month we need to be far more careful, although thankfully most of the heavy pre-birth expenses have been taken care of (we even have a rechargeable fan coming our way!), so we would be fine and ready for august, when our baby is due!

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Story Time with Uncle Beanbag - Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 10

Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

My name is Uncle Beanbag. I'm in my mid 40's and I live in the Mojave desert. I've had a chaotic life and now I'm reading bad fiction and re

I got a podcast that's been going for ten episodes now. That's almost 16 hours of content. I'm reading a really bad Vampire romance novel and ranting about it and also going off on tangents. Just finished Episode 10.

Available on nearly every podcast app.

Over halfway through the book now, as soon as I'm done with it I'm going to shotgun it into oblivion.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[crazy-pages]

Nile: You would not believe how long term you have to mismanage agriculture on my banks to start experiencing soil depletion. I will always be here for you Egypt.

Huang He: *kicks in the door* FUCK YOUR DYNASTY IT'S FAMINE TIME!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

[theprofessional-amateur]

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

[im-adrienne-deactivated20260216]

I love geographical chats when it completely devolves into dragging a landform.

[kittiesarecuter]

[the-real-seebs]

i genuinely had no idea the yellow river switched which side of a fucking mountain it went to

[bubobubosibericus]

that's not A mountain, seebs. That's a mountain range about the size of florida.

[the-real-seebs]

i... thought it was a mountain range? but then i thought "no i'm probably exaggerating in my head"

god damn yellow river go home you are drunk

oh shit the yellow river forgot where home is and is just wandering around yelling at windows

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[c-rowlesdraws]

Herrah The Beast and child Hornet: giant warrior queen and her tiny, intense daughter.

The size difference between Herrah and even adult Hornet is so funny to me. RIP Hornet I’m so sorry your dad was both a god and a manlet.

(Their outfits here are partly inspired by the clothing of Kievan Rus', and their headdresses are based on the horned kichka)

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Warm Gaze, acrylic painting by C.M. Duffy on Instagram

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[gummybyte]

i still live or smth

[spotsupstuff]

Prolly ooc a bit, but I needed to vent. Just.. Princess, queen, warrior- what if just a girl in love for once? With something safe to fall in love with.

[installationwizard101]

in the sea of sorrow dlc some pirate ass seafaring bug is going to be like "ahoy red maiden your vessel is not seaworthy!" and hornet is going to stare solemnly off into the distance and say "i knew a vessel once…" while her boat sinks into the ocean with her still on it

[goobbugg]

this post is incredible so i had to draw it

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm