[embears]

(said like the “and they were roommates” vine) and he was her commander

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[heraelis]

no matter how loud it is, the volume is never loud enough to truly appreciate iris by the goo goo dolls

[embears]

looking for mods for video games is like.

nude mod. nude mod. mod that makes the game easier. change the appearance of a character so drastically that you can't even tell who it is anymore. adds more armor. mod that makes the game harder. sex mod. mod that gets rid of wrinkles, moles, or any other features and makes the characters look yassified. silly meme mod. adds more armor but it's all skimpy and only for female characters. giant boobs mod (NOT a nude mod). extremely niche mod that changes something that only like 3 people noticed. mod that enhances the dialogue so beautifully that you can't play without it. nude mod. adds more armor.

[cristalplanetheart]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[valenalentine]

[dogpuppy]

[embears]

playing the mass effect trilogy for the first time. if anything happens to the hamster i'm killing myself

[taujr-resort]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[damndorothea]