Pants are useless

i live in a world of fantasy so keep your stupid reality away from me

[lochnutmonster]

Reasons I'm probably a cat

-Passive aggressive -Needs attention but pretends I don’t -Likes to be pet -Whiny -Doesn’t know when to stop eating -Needs to sleep 10+ hours -Sheds a lot -Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk -Screams

[jemmasimmons]

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

[nialllhoran]

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

[yeoldenews]

(source: The Tennessean, August 9, 1925.)

[sunflowercocoa]

1) i love how they said “not just” implying that Florida man being from Florida was ONE of the reasons he was arrested but not the sole reason

2) i can’t believe florida man meme is like nearly 100 years old

[just-a-random-nerd]

Florida man is unkillable.

[haxxy]

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

[meanthoughtscheapshots]

I shouldn’t be laughing but wow this is great

[slightmood]

hello 911 my mom had me save her place in the checkout line and it’s almost our turn

[garadinervi]

Diter Rot (Dieter Roth) in «Daily Bul» #12 Qui êtes-vous ? / Who are you, La Louvière, 1968

(via)

[justbadpuns]

I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren’t that hard.

[lonequixote]

Eyes and Eggs ~ Jean-Michel Basquiat

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[plantfunerals]

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

[unbfacts]

In 1898 Nikola Tesla once tricked an entire crowd into believing they could control a toy boat by shouting commands - he had in fact invented Radio Control and was piloting the boat himself.

[loremerchant]

Man invents something incredible and immediately uses it to screw with people.

[xxxtictacion]

Chaotic neutral

[randomampersand]

Also, after showing the assembled journalists how the mechanism worked, they went away thinking he was lying, and was in fact controlling the boat with his mind. Because that was more plausible.

[atavus-blog]

[thedelicatedarkness]

Lenka Šimečková | The Dancing Rest

[m-orphine]

[lastdamndinosaur]

Jimi Hendrix plays his Gibson Flyin V for the last time - Sept 1970