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It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.

romanceyourdemons

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

saladscream

Merlin, that you?

timetosuitup

Stiles: It’s always ‘Stiles, I need your help’ never ‘Stiles, how can I help?’

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles, how can I help?

Stiles: I don’t know but you should probably take your clothes off, just in case

Derek:

Derek: *starts undressing*

Stiles: Sooo that was a joke

Derek: Do you want my help or not

existennialmemes

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

baratheonpilled

dunk + textposts part 4

jade-bright

Sterek, when they're told to smile

Stranger: Smile!

Derek, family's been dead for 6 yrs:

Derek: My mother died this morning

Stranger: Smile, it can't be that bad

Stiles, expert bullshitter: *starts crying and sobbing*

Stranger, deeply uncomfortable

memorycycle

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

evilwizard

*wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36 and a half years

weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

sailermoon

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

sailermoon

softbutchcowboi

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

dragon-in-a-fez

I love when cats get a claw stuck in your clothes and then act like it's YOUR fault. lil bro I'm literally just clad in garments you're the one with your terror toes deployed

stuffedgrapeleaves

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

indiedrone

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

fullblownpanic-deactivated20141

same

paroxetini

Jesus

ahs-delrey

I bet those two are couple now..

fullblownpanic-deactivated20141

I’m gay

indiedrone

me too

kateordie

This is such a great story

indiedrone

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

thesubcon10ent

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

guiltyidealist

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

orchidsgrowfromthesoul

when the fic has 10k+ words, fluff, angst, smut right at the end, friends to lovers, character who’s down bad for reader, AND Y/N DOESNT ACT LIKE A CHILD