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this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)
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if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around
its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats
We live in a socie-
Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec
I find the mushroom post :)
sorry
sorry
Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please
@imfunnydamit
“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign
Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire
“If god’s ever been mad about anything I’ve said, he hasn’t done shit about it, so he either doesn’t care, or he’s a coward.” - Jacob Andrews
“I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope you have refused to forgive him” Instagram reel by stvksn
I have another one to add
for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough
Well, I'm busy...I've got Minecraft and stuff ..
fuck an enderman or something
my biggest creative passion in life is ‘the project I’m not supposed to be working on right now’
this one resonated I see
don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what
I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person
For legal reasons, I’ve decided to perish.
Source: here
do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind
i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up
I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
what did your GRANDMOTHERS do? #feminism
i wish u could hold out ur hand to pigeons and they’d come sniff it like cats would & they’d go ooo rooo rorooo oo and let u pet them. alas bird flu
i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before
"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.
drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that